Biceps Jokes
6 biceps jokes and hilarious biceps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biceps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why did the blonde stop waxing her biceps?
A guy is getting arrested...
... When the cop asks him "Sir, do you have any weapons on you?"
The guy flexes his biceps and says "Not unless you count these guns."
The cop rolls his eyes and said "No sir, we don't count your arms as weapons."
The guy replied "Good, I wouldn't want you to disarm me."
I came up with that one a couple of weeks back. Hope you guys don't think it's too lame.
Why did the blonde wax her biceps?
She was exercising her right to bare arms.
I'm s**... attracted to biceps.
Does that make me biceptual?
What military branch has the largest biceps?
The Army.
All guys with huge biceps walk around in tank tops, which is s**....
You don't see me walking around with no pants on.
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