Bible Quote Jokes
4 bible quote jokes and hilarious bible quote puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bible quote that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bible Quote Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
He replied,"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."
Trump 20:16
Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have summoned you by name; you are mine.
When you over hear a conversation and aren't sure if they're reading from the Bible or quoting Thanos.
Little known quotes from the Bible. Jesus Christ "So, you want me to be king of the Jews and cut the tip off my what ?"
Lesser known Quote "But I don't like fish sandwiches".
A man and his husband walk into a local church...
A man and his husband walk into a local church, holding hands and being affectionate during the entire ceremony, to the ire of one of the elderly choir women.
Once it has finished, she approaches the two men and quotes from the bible:
>"Do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the s**... immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have s**... with men will inherit the kingdom of God"
The man, taken aback, retorts with:
>"Women are to be silent in the churches. They are not permitted to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says."
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