Bias Jokes
38 bias jokes and hilarious bias puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bias that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bias-related jokes are nothing to laugh about. From unconscious bias to confirmation bias, cognitive bias and hindsight bias, no matter what type of bias we face or perpetuate, it has a direct effect on diversity and unbiased decision-making. This article dives into the implications of such jokes and what libertarians can do to prevent them.
Funniest Bias Short Jokes
Short bias jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bias humour may include short strain jokes also.
- How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
- 70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased. Take it with a grain of salt.
- I tried to research what the term confirmation bias means All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading
- I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly what I expected.
- Since my work is reliant on it i might be biased, but i never understood why people say wind power is ineffective Honestly i'm a big fan
- Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".
- I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee
- I challenge someone to say something including the word "Trump" or "Hilary" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just...
- What is the difference between an engineer and a politician? An engineer has to bias the results himself.
- Did you hear about the article in Psychology Today about disproving the existence of Observation Bias? The head researcher was quoted as saying "it turned out to be just as we expected".
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Bias One Liners
Which bias one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bias? I can suggest the ones about lazy and impact.
- What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
- What do you call a statistician with two butts? Biased.
- What do you call an attraction to both genders but a preference for one? A bi-as
- Ever since I first learned about confirmation bias I've been seeing it everywhere.
- When you understand confirmation bias... ...you'll start noticing it everywhere.
- We didn't have fancy Survivor Bias when I was a kid... and I turned out just fine.
- My best friend wrote a book about biased opinions. It's incredible.
- Why are sheep biased when it comes to car sales? They only buy and sell Ram
- Mobius strips are very biased They're just so one sided.
- What do you term the dissemination of biased pro-AI viewpoints? Backpropaganda
- I'm sure everyone here knows what confirmation bias is But that may be wishful thinking.
- Why are Vietnamese restaurants afraid of food critics? Pho-bias
- English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today "So Fox News?"
- What is the most biased name in the world? To-bias Bipolarson
- Why are bi people attracted to 2 genders instead of 1? They don't want to be bi-ased
Confirmation Bias Jokes
Here is a list of funny confirmation bias jokes and even better confirmation bias puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call it when you make someone say prayers all the time just because they're Catholic? A Confirmation bias
- So I decided to look "Confirmation Bias" up on Wikipedia... It only told me what I wanted to hear.
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What funny jokes about bias you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bias pranks.
Obvious media bias
Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
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What did Rock Hudson and l**... Bias have in common?
They both got hold of some bad crack.
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A son asks his father 'what's a joke?'
'It's when you disparage any group with whom you disagree, confirming the existing bias of you and your audience.'
'But Mum says jokes satirise our shared biases, prompting us to think differently.'
'Well what would she know, women aren't funny.'
'Oh dad, you've got such a good sense of humour. I wonder why Mum divorced you?'
I've found that a lot of people these days have a negative bias towards blue collar work
Just the other day I went to a bar and said that I was a miner and they refused to serve me
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Sense8 vs The Expanse
So, I expect there to be some natural bias on this thread, certainly. Nevertheless!
Who would you bet on in a battle of the m**...-Husbands? Wolfgang or Amos?
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Going into his rookie season everyone said l**... Bias had ups
Turns out he had uppers
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream "Prejudice" these days....
"Nationality Bias"
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
