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39 bias jokes and hilarious bias puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bias that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bias-related jokes are nothing to laugh about. From unconscious bias to confirmation bias, cognitive bias and hindsight bias, no matter what type of bias we face or perpetuate, it has a direct effect on diversity and unbiased decision-making. This article dives into the implications of such jokes and what libertarians can do to prevent them.

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Funniest Bias Short Jokes

Short bias jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bias humour may include short bearing jokes also.

  1. How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
  2. 70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased. Take it with a grain of salt.
  3. I tried to research what the term confirmation bias means All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading
  4. Its outrageous when women complain about gender bias in companies They're just some strong independent companies that don't need no women. They should understand
  5. I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly what I expected.
  6. A few days ago, I learned what confirmation bias meant. Since then, I have started seeing it everywhere.
  7. Since my work is reliant on it i might be biased, but i never understood why people say wind power is ineffective Honestly i'm a big fan
  8. Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".
  9. They are changing the occupation title of mailmen so it is less gender bias They will now be called personmen
  10. I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee

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Bias One Liners

Which bias one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bias? I can suggest the ones about strain and lazy.

  1. What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
  2. What do you call a statistician with two butts? Biased.
  3. What do you call an attraction to both genders but a preference for one? A bi-as
  4. Ever since I first learned about confirmation bias I've been seeing it everywhere.
  5. When you understand confirmation bias... ...you'll start noticing it everywhere.
  6. Did you hear about the guy with two butts? Turns out he was a little biased.
  7. Yesterday I learned what confirmation bias meant. Now I see it everywhere.
  8. Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!
  9. We didn't have fancy Survivor Bias when I was a kid... and I turned out just fine.
  10. A few days ago, I finally learnt what confirmation bias means. Now I see it everywhere.
  11. My best friend wrote a book about biased opinions. It's incredible.
  12. Why are sheep biased when it comes to car sales? They only buy and sell Ram
  13. Why are bi people attracted to 2 genders instead of 1? They don't want to be bi-ased
  14. Mobius strips are very biased They're just so one sided.
  15. What do you term the dissemination of biased pro-AI viewpoints? Backpropaganda

Confirmation Bias Jokes

Here is a list of funny confirmation bias jokes and even better confirmation bias puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call it when you make someone say prayers all the time just because they're Catholic? A Confirmation bias
  • I'm sure everyone here knows what confirmation bias is But that may be wishful thinking.
  • So I decided to look "Confirmation Bias" up on Wikipedia... It only told me what I wanted to hear.
Bias joke, So I decided to look "Confirmation Bias" up on Wikipedia...

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Bias Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about bias you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impact jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bias pranks.

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

What did Rock Hudson and l**... Bias have in common?

They both got hold of some bad crack.

A son asks his father 'what's a joke?'

'It's when you disparage any group with whom you disagree, confirming the existing bias of you and your audience.'
'But Mum says jokes satirise our shared biases, prompting us to think differently.'
'Well what would she know, women aren't funny.'
'Oh dad, you've got such a good sense of humour. I wonder why Mum divorced you?'

What is the difference between an engineer and a politician?

An engineer has to bias the results himself.

Did you hear about the article in Psychology Today about disproving the existence of Observation Bias?

The head researcher was quoted as saying "it turned out to be just as we expected".

I've found that a lot of people these days have a negative bias towards blue collar work

Just the other day I went to a bar and said that I was a miner and they refused to serve me

Bias joke, I've found that a lot of people these days have a negative bias towards blue collar work