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Funniest Bezos Short Jokes

Short bezos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bezos humour may include short bowel jokes also.

1. My 9 year old just told me this joke and I thought I would share What do you call rich peanut butter?
   Jif Bezos
2. Bedtime with Bezos What does Jeff Bezos do before he gets into bed???
   He puts his PyjAMAZON!!
   SORRY
3. Why did Bill Gates' and Jeff Bezos' marriages both end in divorce? Because they realized they were in a union.
4. If you're ever feeling down... Just remember, you're closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is!
5. How does Jeff Bezos tell his doctor that his Covid symptoms are horrible? Doc, I feel like a million bucks.
6. Sometimes when I'm feeling down I like to remind myself, At least I'm closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is!
7. If I had one dollar for every time someone complained about how rich Jeff Bezos is I still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
8. How come Jeff Bezos spending 13 billion makes the news? I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.
9. Jeff Bozos was cleaning his bedside lamp when a genie popped out. Genie: One wish only, my good sir.
   Bezos: Name it.
10. Jeff Bezos is just a bad Santa. He has drones, our addresses and our wishlist, yet he refuses to do his duty.

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Bezos One Liners

Which bezos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bezos? I can suggest the ones about stone and kidney.

1. Did you hear Jeff Bezos is buying Crunchyroll? He is renaming it to amazon Weeb Services.
2. Jeff Bezos only got divorced because he realized his marriage was a union.
3. What does Jeff Bezos do right before bed time? He puts his pjamazon.
4. I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife... He needed space.
5. Jeff Bezos stepped down as CEO of Amazon. Quit when he was in his Prime.
6. Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced? He realized his marriage was a union.
7. Jeff Bezos got a divorce... because he found out it was a union.
8. Jeff Bezos may be richer than all of us But he still puts his pyjamazon one leg at a time
9. Jeff Bezos has never been the President of Amazon. Just the Prime Minister.
10. I wonder what Jeff Bezos does before he goes go to bed Probably puts his pajamazon
11. Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced? He's anti-union.
12. Did you hear Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon? Odd, since he was in his Prime.
13. What do you call the leader of Amazon Cooking? Chef Bezos.
14. Jeff Bezos is no longer the President of Amazon. But he's still the Prime Minister.
15. What is Jeff Bezos's favourite comedy show? "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

Cheerful Fun Bezos Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

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