Beyonce Jokes
37 beyonce jokes and hilarious beyonce puns to laugh out loud. Read celebrity jokes about beyonce that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you love Beyonce, Fergie, Sia, Shakira, and Pharrell, then you'll love these hilarious Beyonce jokes! Get ready for some music-related hilarity as we take a look at some of the funniest jokes about Beyonce!
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Funniest Beyonce Short Jokes
Short beyonce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beyonce humour may include short gaga jokes also.
- Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because women have no rights.
*Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.* - Me: I think I have a crush on Beyonce Mate: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that Buoyancy - What did Beyonce say to the boy who lost his balloon? If you liked it then you shoulda put a string on it.
- Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist) Why do Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???
Cause black people have no rights...
Im sorry - Equal pay for women is not where it needs to be. Whatever Beyonce is making, I want that.
Twitter @caredee - What did Beyonce say to the fat girl? "...You ate all my pringles lady, all my pringles lady."
- What will Beyonce say after her first twin is born? I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute - Me: I think I have a crush on Beyonce Random person: Yeah whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that's Buoyancy. - Did you hear Beyonce now owns an all female roofing company? It's called "All The Shingle Ladies".
- I just found out that Beyonce's father was Roy Castle Can't see her taking his name, though.
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Beyonce One Liners
Which beyonce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beyonce? I can suggest the ones about rapper and album.
- What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar.
- What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce
- What did JayZ call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce
- What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce
- What is Beyonce's favorite letter? o o O o o o o o o o o O
- What do you call a black fiance A Beyonce
I'll see myself out - Beyonce couldn't sing So they got Beyonc-B
- Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant with twins - Beytwice
- Man 1: I like Beyonce.... Man 2: If it floats your boat
Man 1: No, that's buoyancy. - Beyonce Pregnant With Twins, Names Already Chosen Red and Yellow
- Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left?" She's secretly a NASCAR fan.
- If Beyonce was a dwarf.. She'd be called _Beyoncei_.
- Why haven't Saudi Arabians heard of Beyonce? Because they have been living under Iraq.
- I heard Beyonce is having twins... !RemindMe 18 years
- Beyonce is pregnant! She's having twins!
The media will refer to them as Bey's BeyBeys.
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What funny jokes about beyonce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jay jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beyonce pranks.
I told my gf that i had a crush on beyonce!
And she said to me "Whatever floats your boat"
And i said "No that's **Buoyancy**"
Today I was approached by Beyonce
Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."
I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"
She said, "No. I put it on silent."
I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.
He says "Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?"
She says "Did you try call it?"
He says "Yeah but it's on silent."
She says "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Beyonce held an exclusive, no pants themed, female-only party at her mansion last night!
It was the who's who of hoo-hoos.
Beyonce Knowles driving with Lil' John
Beyonce - To the left
Lil' John - what?
Beyonce - to the left
Lil' John- what ?
Beyonce - who run the world?
Lil' John - Okkkayyy
