Beverly Hills Jokes
27 beverly hills jokes and hilarious beverly hills puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beverly hills that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Beverly Hills Short Jokes
Short beverly hills jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beverly hills humour may include short los angeles jokes also.
- We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
- How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
- If the ZIP code for Beverly Hills is 90210, what's the ZIP code for Dawson's Creek? 90108
(for our lives to be over) - This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3
>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?* - Everyone knows the Beverly Hills postal code os 90210 But did you know the Dawson's Creek post code is 90108 (...for our lives to be over)
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Beverly Hills One Liners
Which beverly hills one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beverly hills? I can suggest the ones about everly brothers and hills.
- What do you call sewage from Beverly Hills? Affluent effluent
- At a 4-way stop in Beverly Hills, who has the right of way? The Range Rover.
- Beverly Hills 90210 Cleveland Browns 3
- Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- What's a Beverly Hills Cop's favourite curry? Chicken Tikkaaaaaah
- This just in: Beverly Hills 90210 , Cleveland browns, 0
- Beverly Hills - 90210 Denver Broncos - 16
Playful Beverly Hills Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about beverly hills you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hollywood movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beverly hills pranks.
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by
Then he spoke: Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center. Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours. To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown.
The nurse was really impressed. She said, Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you.
And the wife responded, What property? … the s**... had a paper route!!
Morris Schwartz is dying and on his deathbed.
He is surrounded by his nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"h**..., I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."
Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty...the s**... had a newspaper route."
Morning Jew
Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"h**..., I want you to take the offices over in City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? The s**... had a paper round!"
Sharp Retort
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, farts, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?”
God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”
Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction, and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation, and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?”
God replied, “Shirley! I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you!”
So it was the first day of school
A kid walks into class late and the teacher asks why are you late . He responds with I was in Beverly Hills . The teacher accepts that excuse, but gives him a tardy slip. A few minutes later, another kid walks into class late. The teacher once again asks why are you late . The kid responds with I was in Beverly Hills . The teacher accepts this excuse and gives him a tardy slip. Finally, a few minutes later, a girl came into class late. The teacher says let me guess. You were in Beverly Hills as well . The girl, with a confused look on her face, responds with no, my name is Beverly Hills
Expensive perfume
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
Three Fishermen
Three fishermen are fishing and one of them catches a magic fish. The magic fish begs for life and says: Please let me go. You each have a wish and I'll make them come true!
The fishermen agreed. One fisherman says, I want to be the president of the United States! , and he becomes the President of the United States, and is now in the White House. The second fisherman says, I want to be a famous movie star! and immediately he's a famous movie star living in his mansion somewhere in Beverly Hills. The last fisherman says, This is a joke! Bring those fools over here so we can catch some fish and go home, it's getting late!