The Best 87 Beverage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beverage jokes. There are some beverage juice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beverage sip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beverage Jokes and Puns

What is a ninja's favorite beverage?


What is Hitler's least favorite beverage?


What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage?


Beverage joke, What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage?

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?


What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?


1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?


2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger?

3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight?

What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage?

Boxed wine, obviously.

Beverage joke, What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage?

Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank?

It's a carbon dated beverage...

Good jokes are good

What's a ghost's favorite beverage?


What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do you call it when someone makes a beverage by pouring water on dried herbs while naked?


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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.


Everybody knows that Gatorade was first used by the University of Florida's football program, but they weren't the first Florida team to create a hydrating beverage.

But unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?



What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?


What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Beverage joke, What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

What's a Shamans favorite beverage?


What was Harper Lee's beverage of choice?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's a communist's favourite beverage?


What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?


What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians?


What's SRS's favorite beverage?

You would think male tears, but it's actually Brigadorade.

What was Hitler's least favorite beverage?

Orange Jewsο»Ώ.

Consuming alcoholic beverage is prohibited in my office!

So I sit down with root beer on a square table sometimes.

I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic

But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic.

What is the richest beverage?


*In the ER* "We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"

"How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"

"Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

What do you call a caffeinated beverage that lasts forever?


What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage?


A nurse runs up to a doctor

"Doctor, Doctor!" she exclaims. "This patient's blood sugar is crashing!"

"This calls for a cool refreshing beverage!" says the doctor.

The nurse says, "Dr. Pepper! not now."

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafΓ© on McAfee

What's a kkk members favorite beverage?

White power aid.

What's a Jewish person's least favorite beverage?


The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices:

You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius.

TIL Betsy Devos's favorite beverage

Pierrer and seltzer water.

What did Luke, the warm beverage, do in the fridge?

He chilled

I've been having some kooky luck recently. You see, all of my recent dates have had the same taste in beverage

Whatever these "Angel Shots" are, they're really catching on

Did you know there is a name for successively savouring every alcoholic beverage from a country?

Its called irresponsible drinking.

Guy walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer from the bartender

As he is sipping his beverage, he looks down and sees a gorilla sitting at the other end.

He asks the bartender, *"What's with the gorilla?"*

The bartender says, *"Oh, that's Mable. She does a trick. Want to see it?"*


So the bartender whistles and Mable comes lumbering down the length of the bar.

The bartender pulls out a heavy steel pipe and hits the gorilla in the side of its head. The gorilla drops to its knees and starts giving the bartender a blow job.

*"Wow!"*, says the guy.

The bartender says, *"Pretty amazing, huh? You want to try?"*

The guys says, *"Yeah, sure! Just don't hit me so hard."*

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage?

Tea, Rex?

What type of beverage do they drink in Duluth?


Breaking News: United Airlines to replace carbonated beverage options.

They will now only sell punch.

What's Jack Kevorkian's favorite beverage?


Two brewers made a joke about drowning in beverage.

You wouldn't understand it. It's an in-cider joke.

What's a tightrope walker's favourite beverage?


I decided to go to a coffee shop today

The barista behind the counter said that I should try a new but expensive brew of coffee. It was $9 but I decided to try it. I took a sip of the beverage, and almost instantly spat it out.

"Wha... This tastes like mud!" I shouted at the barista.

He turned and smiled. "It should. It was fresh ground this morning!"

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite alcoholic beverage?

He likes some shots!

A man walks into Smoothie Shop and says to the server "I want a glass of your finest beverage!"

So he used the *Frappe* setting for 6 minutes.

There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser.

Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.

What do you call a carbonated beverage that tastes good, but not great?


Where would you go if you want a tiny carbonated beverage?

To Minnesooota!

An irreverent joke: What's the beverage of choice at a disabled veterans' hospital?


What is Kim Jong-Un's favorite beverage size?

A supreme liter.

Now that webcams and "always listening" devices are in nearly every home, developers can finally release their smart beverage device...


What's Darth Maul's favourite alcoholic beverage?

*Qui-Gon* Gin

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?


What is the most helpful beverage?


What kind of Beverage lives forever?


What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?


What is Thanos' favorite beverage?

Snapple's half & half.

What was Hitler's favorite beverage?

Milk. Hitler hated all the Juice.



The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today

What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?

A. Veloci-tea

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...

"It's koala tea."

What do hot beverage warnings say in German?

Ouch! Tongue!

what was the ancient romans favorite alcoholic beverage?


What's the scariest alcoholic beverage?


Name Thanos's "go-to" beverage.

The Snapple

A weasel walks into a bar

- Good evening! Would you like water, pop or an alcoholic beverage? - Asks the bartender.

-Pop! Goes the weasel

What do you call Tea made with weed and koala bears?

A High Koala Tea Beverage.

What's Queen Jocasta's favorite juice-based beverage?

Sonny D

What's a woke person's beverage of choice?


What's a pornstars favorite beverage?


What beverage do girls on Tinder drink during the winter?

Thot chocolate.

My new slide which disposes the beverage you asked while sliding down definitely needs improvement.

Apparently it does not know how to separate a request and an expression of "wheeeee!".

A new carbonated beverage mimics the sounds of a human voice when you pour it out of the bottle.

or out of the can, soda speak.

What is a gay cowboy's favorite beverage?

Brokeback Mountain Dew.

What is Bruce Lee's favourite beverage?


Why is it impossible to hastily commute whilst abstaining from ingesting food or beverage and surrounded by foes?

Because you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

Why did the idiot throw a McDonald's beverage in the water?

He thought it was a Coke Float.

What is a homosexual person's favorite hot beverage?


TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of

I stole a Japanese alcoholic beverage from Pennywise.

When police asked me why I did it I couldn't give them a reason - I just did it for the sake of it.

What do a neckbeard and a cold beverage have in common?

They get sweaty sitting at room temperature.

A programer walks into a bar

He orders 0 beers and the bartender says that he must order a positive number
He then orders -10 beers and the bartender says the same
He then orders 1000000 beers and the bartender says he must order a realistic amount of beers
The programmer then orders a toilet, and the bartender says that he must order a beverage
Pleased, the programmer leaves the bar.

A little later another customer enters the bar and orders 2 beers.
The bar explodes

Thou shouldst never accepth a can containing an alcoholic beverage from this person


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We suggest to use only working beverage nonalcoholic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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