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Better Invention Jokes

15 better invention jokes and hilarious better invention puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about better invention that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Better Invention Short Jokes

Short better invention jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The better invention humour may include short new invention jokes also.

  1. It's a good thing the popular sports drink was invented at Florida instead of Florida State... Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .
  2. Bill and Phil just invented Advertising Boards Bill asks Phil, "What should we call these advertising boards?"
    Phil says, "Philboards!"
    Bill replies, "No wait! I have a better idea..."
  3. I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.
  4. Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup... Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I s**...!

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Better Invention One Liners

Which better invention one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with better invention? I can suggest the ones about invention and bright idea.

  1. What's better than the invention of the telephone? The second one.
  2. What did God say when he invented cripples? I can do better.
  3. Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's
  4. A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is

Better Invention joke, A new and better nail clipper was invented today

Laughter Better Invention Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about better invention you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean credited invention jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make better invention pranks.

So an Italian man and a Greek man we're arguing over which of their countries was the better one...

...and they eventually got to the topic of s**.... The Greek, feeling as though had would clearly win with his next point, stated very boldly, "Oh yea? Well, we Greeks invented the art of s**...!"
Without skipping a beat, the Italian replied, "True, but *we* invented s**... with women!"

A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.

"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"
His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"

An Italian and a Greek are hanging out

An Italian and a Greek are having an argument. Each is trying to one up the other.
Greek: Greeks do everything better than Italians. Did you know that Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek.
Italian: s**... too was invented by Greeks, but it was Italians that introduced women to it!

Better Invention joke, A new and better nail clipper was invented today