Betsy Devos Jokes

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1. So Betsy DeVos resigned... I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
2. Betsy DeVos's school funding plan... You start with $0.
   But if you sign up 5 kids for school, and those kids sign up 5 more kids, and THOSE kids sign up 5 more kids...
3. Betsy DeVos wants to eliminate trigonometry from school math curricula because it teaches our children to sin
4. What's the difference between Betsy DeVos and a Grizzly Bear? Betsy DeVos is an actual threat to school children.
5. Did you hear the President overruled Betsy DeVos and is restoring the Special Olympics funding? I hear he wants to compete.
6. Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says, The right to bear arms.
7. The best thing about Betsy DeVos being nominated as the head of department of education ... is the fact they are abolishing it completely.
8. Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics Talk about k**... someone when they're Downs
9. Today Sean Spicer said h**... never used chemical weapons Glad to see the new Betsy DeVos textbook are being read already.

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Betsy Devos One Liners

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1. Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
2. How tall is Betsy DeVos? We don't know, she can't measure growth.
3. TIL Betsy Devos's favorite beverage Pierrer and seltzer water.
4. Breaking: Betsy DeVos has cancelled.... the subject-verb agreement.
5. Why does Betsy look so distracted Her husband devos her
6. I too believe more women should be in Government. That's why I support Betsy DeVos.
7. Betsy DeVos passed her Senate Confirmation hearing... and I, for one, am DeVostated.

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