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The steaks are too high.
He brings the duck
How can you tell if there's a Sicilian at the cockfight?
He bets on the duck
How can you tell if the Mafia is at the cockfight?
The duck wins
Place your bets now.
She bets ten thousand on one roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude."
She strips down and rolls the dice. When she sees the dice she jumps for joy screaming "I won! I won!" She hugs the dealers, takes her winnings and leaves.
Finally, one of the dealers asks, "What did she roll?" The other says, "I thought you were watching!"
It goes to show: Not all blondes are dumb, but men will always be men.
because it teaches our children to sin
You start with $0.
But if you sign up 5 kids for school, and those kids sign up 5 more kids, and THOSE kids sign up 5 more kids...
Her husband devos her
...if the cancer results come back positive.
...so I came up with a great solution, on the way home from the bookies I threw all my receipts into a bush.
I was hedging my bets.
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
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The man agrees and they bolth go back to his place.
The hooker tried to give him an erection for an entire hour but when the hour was up the man was still flacid.
The hooker gives the man 100 dollars, but before she leaves she asks the man what he was going to spend the money on...
He says "My erectile dysfunction pills"
Talk about kicking someone when they're Downs
He's a FaceBookie.
He beat me every time.
I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
The owner takes the bet because the bar is about fifty feet long. So the guy whips it out and sure enough he only pisses about 4 feet all over the bar. The owner laughs as he collects his money and cleans up the bar.
He asks the guy who pissed why he seems so happy.
The guy says: You see that table in back? I bet the 5 guys there 10 grand that you would let me piss on the bar and laugh and clean it up.
He arranges the score
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