Bethlehem Jokes
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A Karen went to Bethlehem.
She asked to see the manger.
An old Jewish man walked in to a hotel...
and asked to rent a room. The clerk said, "Sorry, no vacancies." The man pointed at a couple who were checking out and asked, "What about their room?"
"Sorry," the clerk said, "this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
The old man, looking to have a little fun, said "What makes you think I'm a Jew? I'm actually Catholic."
The clerk says, "Catholic, eh? Tell me then, did God have a son?"
"Sure," the old Jew says, "Name of Jesus."
"And where was He born?"
"In Bethlehem, in a manger."
"And why was He born in a manger?" pressed the clerk.
"Because a s**... like you wouldn't rent him a room!"
(As it's Advent now:) Karen goes to Bethlehem
She demands to see the manger.
Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?
She wanted to speak to the manger!
A karen walks up to a stable in Bethlehem and says...
...I demand to speak to the manger!
Why didn't Jesus play in the Bethlehem X Nazareth soccer match?
Because he was suspended.
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