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Roger Federer, Pat Rafter and John McEnroe decide to go to a party dressed as stars.

"I'll be Betelgeuse," says Federer.
Rafter says, "OK, I'll be Sirius".
McEnroe says, "YOU CANNOT BE SIRIUS."

I'm currently writing a script about the battles of Polaris and Betelgeuse…

I'm calling it Star Wars

One​ day a British came to India.
He met a pan wala.
He asked can you teach me Hindi.
The betel man agreed.
He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta".
The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".

You know, said Arthur, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.

You know, said Arthur, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Why, what did she tell you?
I don't know, I didn't listen.


*- Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*


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