Beta Male Jokes

Funniest Beta Male Short Jokes

Short beta male jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beta male humour may include short alpha male jokes also.

1. [OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"... I definitely consider myself a Beta male, lots of fun features, but I don't always work correctly...
2. They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship. Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.
3. I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so... ...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.
4. You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of p**......

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Beta Male One Liners

Which beta male one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beta male? I can suggest the ones about beta and alpha beta.

1. What do you call a beta male's son? A Simpson
2. People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male... My name is Charlie ffs.
3. What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
4. What do you call 2 beta males fighting? Soy beef
5. There are 3 types of males. Alpha, Beta and Hulk
6. Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
7. I may not be an alpha male-- --but at least I'm beta than you! :D

Beta Male Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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