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You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of p**......

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What do you call a beta male's son?

A Simpson

People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male...

My name is Charlie ffs.

What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish?

The *Alpha* Beta...

What do you call 2 beta males fighting?

Soy beef

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I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so...

...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.

There are 3 types of males.

Alpha, Beta and Hulk

Alpha male

An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.

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I may not be an alpha male--

--but at least I'm beta than you! :D

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