Beta Jokes

Funniest Beta Short Jokes

Short beta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beta humour may include short alpha jokes also.

1. Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
2. The owner of the local pet store let me take a test fish home to see if I'd like one as a pet... ...It was a beta
3. So I tried to play the Battlefront 3 beta today... But I couldn't play Hoth, because my computer kept freezing.
4. When God created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work. They were just beta fish
5. Since Beto O'Rourke finished second in the Senate race... ...wouldn't that make him Beta O'Rourke?
6. What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage? World of Wardraft.
7. Elon Musk will be beta testing his Starlink internet in three months. This time Franz is going to hit a satellite antenna with a hammer.
8. Fiiiiiiish What do you call an incomplete fish? A still in beta fish.
9. What do u call an Indian product tester? Beta
10. What do programmers and stand-up comedians have in common? Both beta-test their scripts.

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Beta One Liners

Which beta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beta? I can suggest the ones about bung and omega.

1. What do you call a girl that exclusively dates niceguys? A beta tester.
2. People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male... My name is Charlie ffs.
3. I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said "No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."
4. If there's Alpha Centauri and Beta Centauri.... When are they releasing the full game?
5. Why did my app lose its previously large female following? Because it went into beta. :(
6. What do you call gamers who play games from Bethesda? Beta testers.
7. Why do jocks hate new technology? They don't like betas.
8. What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
9. I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!
10. Did you know they're testing fishes as house pet? It's still in Beta
11. α and β played a 1v1 basketball match β won, because it was Beta.
12. Alpha particles are cool and all, but... Single electrons are beta
13. [Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial
14. If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta.
15. Why can't sous chefs get girls? They're all beta cooks.

Alpha Beta Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha beta jokes and even better alpha beta puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle
• I used to be an Alpha, but now I have so much experience as a Beta I've become a Master Beta
• There are 3 types of males. Alpha, Beta and Hulk
• Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.

Beta Male Jokes

Here is a list of funny beta male jokes and even better beta male puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call 2 beta males fighting? Soy beef

Beta Blocker Jokes

Here is a list of funny beta blocker jokes and even better beta blocker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A comely woman goes to the doctor asking for help in reducing cat calls... He prescribed her beta blockers.

Unearthly Funniest Beta Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about beta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean delta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beta pranks.