Bert And Ernie Jokes

Funniest Bert And Ernie Short Jokes

Short bert and ernie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bert and ernie humour may include short bob and matt jokes also.

1. Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up.
   "Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"
   "Sure Bert."
2. What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert.
   (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)
3. One hot summer day on Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are sitting on the stoop outside their apartment. Bert turns to Ernie and says, _"Want to go get some ice cream?"_
   Ernie replies, _"Sure Bert."_
4. So Bert and Ernie walk into an ice cream shop... "Hey Ernie, want some ice cream?"..."Sure Bert!"
5. What was Ernie's response when his roommate asked if he wanted a frozen fruity dessert? "Sure, Bert!"
6. Bert and Ernie are talking about dessert. Bert: Would you like ice cream Ernie?
   Ernie: Sure Bert.
7. What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders.
8. So Bert says to Ernie, Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream? And Ernie says, Sure Bert!
9. Bert and Ernie go for ice cream Bert and Ernie are sitting outside on Sesame Street.
   Bert turns to Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?"
   Ernie replies, "Sure Bert."
10. Julia is the first muppet to have a mental condition, Autism. What about Bert and Ernie. Theyre gay!

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Bert And Ernie One Liners

Which bert and ernie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bert and ernie? I can suggest the ones about bill and ted and bob ross.

1. Bert: Hey Ernie, you want some ice cream? Sherbert.
2. Bert asks Ernie, "Ernie do you want to get ice cream?" Ernie responds "Sure Bert"
3. Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'
4. Ernie, wanna go out for Ice Cream? Sure, Bert.
5. Bert and Ernie Bert asked Ernie if he would like any ice cream.
   Ernie replied
   "Sure Bert"
6. Why does Ernie never get served ice cream? Cause he always answers 'Sure, Bert'
7. Bert asks Ernie if he wanted to go out for ice cream. Sherbert
8. What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he could have some ice cream? Sure, Bert.
9. What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted ice cream? Sherbert!
10. Bert says "Hey Ernie, you want to go get some ice cream?" Ernie says "sure bert"
11. Hi Bert, I think there is a banana stuck in my ear No Ernie, that's me
12. What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!
13. What does Ernie say when his roommate doesn't want to go cheese tasting? "Cmon Bert"
14. Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert!
    XD

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What funny jokes about bert and ernie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean everly brothers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bert and ernie pranks.