Bernie Madoff Jokes
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Funniest Bernie Madoff Short Jokes
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- Never trust a "Bernie" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money.
- Trump has named Bernie Madoff as Head of Treasury Department Madoffs response when he learned of the appointment:
"Pardon Me?" - Did you hear about the scam artist named Bernie? Apparently he Madoff with a lot of people's money.
- What is the similarity between Bernie Sanders and Bernie Madoff? They both take your money!
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Bernie Madoff One Liners
Which bernie madoff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bernie madoff? I can suggest the ones about sanders and harvey weinstein.
- Bernie Madoff with all your money.
- What do you get when you cross Bernie Madoff with Colonel Sanders? Bernie Sanders
- What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms? They both make up everything!
- What kind of bank account did Bernie Madoff open? A cheating account.
- Hillary has chosen Bernie as her running-mate! Bernie Madoff
- Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff
- Why is Bernie rich? He Madoff with your life savings.
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Bernie Madoff's f**...
Sad news today as Bernie Madoff has passed away. Just before he died however, he asked his friends to chip in to pay for his f**.... But if they get two friends each to chip in too, they get their money back!
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A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .
I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes
Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!
Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.
