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If a person does exceedingly well in the Catholic faith, they become a saint. But if someone does equally well in the Hindu faith, they become a...
Saint Bernard.
A man approached Bernard on the street..
Bernard was strollin' down the street when a man approached him asking "Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?"
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
A walk to the zoo.
A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.
What is it when a St. Bernard steps in your Vietnamese soup?
A huge pho paw
You have the face of a saint.
Which one? Saint Bernard.
Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven
Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven and were seeking admission. God Himself decided to hear their appeal from His judgement seat.
The St Bernard said "I was a valued rescue dog and helped find those nuns after the avalanche."
"Fine then, you're in," said God.
The collie said, "I was always faithful to my master and brought the family together when they were down."
"Sounds wonderful," said God. "Welcome."
Then it was the cat's turn. "Why should we let you in?" asked God.
"Well actually, I think you're in my chair."
I think Bernard Sherman might have been gay..
I just found out his wife was well hung too.
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