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..BERNADETTE!!!!!!
What do you call a woman who lights her bills on fire?
Bernadette
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I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday
What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?
Bernadette!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to her mortgage statement?
Bernadette
Went to my mates house and she had a big open fire in the garden where she was burning her phone bill, gas bill and credit card bill.
I said: "flipping heck what are you doing Bernadette?!"
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