The Best 10 Bernadette Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bernadette jokes. There are some bernadette denis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bernadette elaine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bernadette Jokes and Puns

What do you call a guy who's laying down in front of a door?...Matt. What do you call a guy floating up and down in the water?... Bob. What do you call a guy leaning against a wall?...Art. What do you call a gal who you owe money to that you set on fire?...

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What do you call a woman who lights her bills on fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire......

Bernadette

I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!


What do you call a girl who burns her bills?

Bernadette

What do you call a girl who sets fire to bank loans ?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to her mortgage statement?

Bernadette

Went to my mates house and she had a big open fire in the garden where she was burning her phone bill, gas bill and credit card bill.

I said: "flipping heck what are you doing Bernadette?!"

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bernadette mary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bernadette reschedule piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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