Bermuda Jokes

• Short Bermuda Jokes
• Bermuda One Liners
• Bermuda Triangle Jokes
• More Bermuda Jokes

Funniest Bermuda Short Jokes

Short bermuda jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bermuda humour may include short cymbal jokes also.

1. New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.
2. What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle? The bermuda triangle has three points.
3. Was happily watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra When the guy on the triangle disappeared
4. The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.
5. I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra... Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...
6. What do your room and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? Things mysteriously disappear there.
7. It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared.
8. People say I'm empty-headed. They're wrong, my head is like a Bermuda Triangle Information comes in, but don't come out.
9. I was listening to a concert in Bermuda. Suddenly, and without explanation, the guy playing the triangle disappeared.
10. I've been depressed, so I decided to take a vacation to Bermuda It's now a tropical depression.

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Bermuda One Liners

Which bermuda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bermuda? I can suggest the ones about bermuda triangle and concert.

1. What is at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle? A wreck tangle
2. You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves
3. My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again
4. The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox
5. Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
6. Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
7. Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle.
8. At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle...
9. Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both s**... s**....

Bermuda Triangle Jokes

Here is a list of funny bermuda triangle jokes and even better bermuda triangle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Ha ha who else have this ? My brain is like Bermuda triangle
  Information goes in and then it's never
  Found again
• The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
• What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both s**... a lot of s**....
• What's the difference between a p**... and The Bermuda Triangle. There isn't one. They're both wet when your in them and s**... lots of s**....

Playful Bermuda Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about bermuda you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean triangle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bermuda pranks.