berlusconi Jokes

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European Heaven (In honour of Berlusconi, enjoy your ban)

In the European Heaven: The police is British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the Italian are the lovers, and everything is run by the Swiss.

In European Hell: The police is German, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the Swiss are the lovers, and everything is run by the Italians.


From former prime minister of Italy : Have you heard about the survey? They asked women aged between 20 and 30 whether they'd make love to Berlusconi."

"....33 percent of them said 'yes' and 67 percent said 'again?'


Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia?

To see the Gash


Where are you from?

No, no, colosseo, Italia!
Ah, Silvio Berlusconi!
No, no, Romania...


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