Bereave Jokes
27 bereave jokes and hilarious bereave puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bereave that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bereave Short Jokes
Short bereave jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bereave humour may include short grieving jokes also.
- Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him
- I've often wondered why Chinese people prefer open-coffin funerals... But I guess seeing is bereaving.
- What did the Chinese man in an unhappy marriage say when he found out his wife faked her death? "I never bereaved her anyways."
- How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven? Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice – I don't bereave you."
- I can only mourn something viewed with my own two eyes... As they say, seeing is bereaving.
- Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure? Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
- An undertaker says to a bereaved husband 'When did you realise your wife was dead?'
'Well,' he replies, 'the s**... was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...'
from Internet. - A Chinese f**... parlor opened in my town. It's called "Can you Bereave It"
- What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the f**...? Don't stop, bereaving!
- 80s rock fan and popular assassination target Kim Jong Un recently stipulated the soundtrack for his f**...... ... Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
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Bereave One Liners
Which bereave one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bereave? I can suggest the ones about grief and mourning.
- A japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him.
- My mean Asian uncle died suddenly last night. It was hard to bereave.
- I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver
- I just heard Peter Tork of the Monkees passed away... I'm a bereaver.
- Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it.
- What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies? Make-bereave
- Why was the Japanese man sad after the Journey concert? He couldn't stop bereaving.
- I faked my death But my Asian friends won't bereave me
- What's the top Journey song at Japanese funerals? Don't Stop Bereaving
- What did Naruto do when the Hokage died? Bereave it!
- What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died? I can't bereave it!
- Why was Mao's death met with such skepticism? It just wasn't bereavable.
- What did the shocked mortician say? "I can't bereave it."
- If Bernie Sanders were asian... he'd be campaigning for a future to *bereave* in.
- Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather's f**.... I couldn't bereave it!
Comical Bereave Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about bereave you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean distraught jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bereave pranks.
You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's f**...?
Poor guy couldn't bereave it.
Why didn't the c**... attend his sister's f**...?
He couldn't bereave it