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My wife berated me last night about my conversational skills...
"Have you even listened to anything I said??" is a very odd start to a conversation.
Socrates' Beloved
Socrates beloved dog died. He went to his Greek priest and asked if he could arrange a regular church service for his dearly departed. The priest was outraged and berated the parishioner for suggesting his dog receive holy services. Dismayed, Socrates turned away mumbling, 'Now what am I to do with the five thousand Euros we saved for the serviced?' 'Good Lord, my son, come back; why didn't you say he was Orthodox?'
A woman hadn't had s**... with her husband in 10 years, yet she berated him every day for their lack of children. Finally having enough, he told her to put a sock in it!
She's due in July.
I was trying to put a team together for a game of solitaire. My wife caught wind of it and berated me in front of all my friends...
...but two can play at that game...
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.
The android burned my toast. A few scavengers took my orange juice. I was berated for ordering savage human food. Don't order from the future.
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