Bentley Jokes
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Who is calling?
The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.
p**... answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."
There was a stony silence for a second or two.
''Do you know who you are speaking to?''
''No,'' said p**....
''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''
''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked p**...
''No,'' roared the colonel.
''Well thank goodness for that,'' said p**... and hung up the phone.
What is the difference between a Bentley, and all of your mothers?
I have never been inside a Bentley before.
One day God came down and said to three guys
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard."
Smart Blond Joke
A very wealthy blond woman enters a bank in Manhattan and requests to take out a small loan, which she intends to pay off in two weeks.
She foregoes some of the paperwork for financials, instead offering her brand new Bentley as collateral.
The bank manager approves the loan, takes possession of the car and in two weeks, the blond returns, pays the very small loan off which incurred almost no interest.
He's perplexed and also had learned that she had accounts with the bank with a small fortune so he asked why she took out the loan.
She replied well I went on vacation and needed a safe, free place to park the Bentley for two weeks. Where else in NYC can you do that?
Black people name their kids after things they will never have.
Mercedes
Bentley
Diamond
Hope
I bought a new car
It drives very Bentley
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