Bent Jokes
97 bent jokes and hilarious bent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious bent jokes, featuring bent teeth, carrots, noses, eyes, fingers, and more! Each joke has a twist that's sure to leave you bent over in laughter. With how bendy and full of curvature these jokes are, you'd be foolish to not leap at the chance to read them!
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Funniest Bent Short Jokes
Short bent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bent humour may include short crooked jokes also.
- I bent down in a bar. "Excuse me," said the girl next to me. "Are you looking up my skirt?"
I said, "No, no I'm tying my shoelace."
She said, "You're wearing Crocs." - While in Soviet Russia, I went to visit a doctor. "What happened to you?" He said.
"Migraine" i replied.
He bent forward, push upped his glasses and said, "Correction. Ourgrain." - With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she licked my face and wagged her tail!
- Where do you go when you're white and caught speeding, then get separated into different colours only to come out bent and totally different to how you came in? Prism
- I got fired from the banana plantation for "wasting resources" All i did was throw out the Bent ones
- I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent.
- So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it.
- Went to the dentist today to get my cavity filled. He asked my to leave when I bent over the chair and spread my cheeks.
- What's a safety supervisor's favourite pick-up line? "Keep your knees bent and your back straight."
- I don't understand why my coworkers get so upset when I joke about medical issues. Yesterday I made one about multiple sclerosis... and that *really* got people bent out of shape.
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Bent One Liners
Which bent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bent? I can suggest the ones about tilted and bending over.
- What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6.
- Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing out the bent ones.
- What do you call a bent pickaxe? A minor problem.
- what do war torn countries and bent lines have in common? Crooked rulers
- What do you call an iPhone that's bent in half? Snapple
- Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes.
- What do congress and an old library book have in common? Bent over pages
- did you hear about the tunisian? Both his legs bent
- why don't light rays like prisms? prisms always tell them to get bent
- I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... And she got totally bent out of shape.
- What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer. - What is the molecular geometry of an iPhone 6? Bent
- Uncle bent in the Retirement home
- Did you hear about the Italian with crooked pots and pans? His pasta came out all bent-e
- Wife: These paper plates are bent. Me: When you order from Amazon, shipping happens.
Amusing & Witty Bent Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about bent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean narrow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bent pranks.
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing.
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week".
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want".
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look , I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool".
A boy was walking in the park when...
A boy was walking in the park when he found a little bird. The bird was was on the floor, alone and crying. The little boy bent down and asked the bird "What's wrong there, little fella?" The bird, still crying replied "I h-have no friends, and i-im all alone." The boy sat for a minute to think about this. Finally he told the bird "Well, God's your friend!" The little bird looked up hopefully at the boy and asked, "Who's God?" Smiling, the boy took the bird in his hands and began to tell it what a nice person God was and how he loved everyone and everything, even lonely birds. The bird got so excited he started to chirp "I want to meet him! I want to meet him!" The boy took the bird in close and said, "You really want to meet him?" The bird cried "Yes! Yes! Right now!" The boy whispered "Ok..." and smashed his hands together as hard as he could.
Lost in africa
Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.
His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.''
His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''
When Beethoven died...
he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Engineering students
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
When Beethoven passed away...
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing.
So I was talking to a woman yesterday...
And told her a very interesting story that happened to me the other day. I told her about this very strange man I saw downtown. It went a little like this:
"So, a weird thing happened to me yesterday. I was out downtown where I saw this guy just standing there. He pulled something out of his pocket...and then dropped it. He then bent down and picked it up, only to drop it again. He kept on doing this....A few moments later, someone else came by, watched what this guy was doing, and then started copying the guy.
He, too pulled something out of his pocket, dropped it, and bent over and grabbed it, only to repeat. Within a few minutes, a fairly large crowd formed and watched what they were doing...and sure enough, the all kind of stood one behind another and started copying the first guy... It was the weirdest thing in the world!"
She responded with extreme confusion, "Wait...is that some sort of joke?"
"No" I said..."It's a pickup line ;)"
I met the Pope and all he said...
So the guy goes in to his barber. He's all excited, and says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope!"
The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of about ten thousand people."
So the guy goes to Rome. When he comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"
"Great," he says. "Alitalia was wonderful airline. The hotel was great. And I got to meet the Pope!"
"You met the Pope?" asked the barber.
"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."
"And what did he say?"
"He said, 'Where did you get that crummy haircut?'"
The Beethoven Mystery
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later,the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived,he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Kiss me
"A male engineering student was crossing a road one
day when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss
me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for
one week. The engineering student took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it; and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want. Again the boy took the frog out,
smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the
frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and
do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The
boy said, Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
When Mozart passed away...
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
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This guy goes to the zoo one day...
While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "F**k you! " in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage.
Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat.
The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.
The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own c**..., looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
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Beauty and the beast
Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more e**..., eventually causing it to sprout an e**.... A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."
Petting Zoo
A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"
explain this joke to me....
You know when you put a stick in the water, it looks like it is bent,
but it really isn't? That's why I don't take baths.
A man was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and...
...said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful woman."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful woman I will stay with you for an entire week!"
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it in to his pocket.
The frog cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a woman, I'll stay with you for a year."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked: "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful woman and that I'd stay with you for a year. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said: "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Tonto
Little known fact about Tonto is he use to take white man on buffalo hunts. He was the best buffalo tracker and the white man payed him well.
One day Tonto was out with a group of white men in search of Buffalo. He got off his horse, which excited the men. He checked the breeze, smelled the air, and then slowly bent down to listen to the earth.
When he stood back up, in a calm voice he said, "buffalo come"
The white man responded, "well how do ya' know?"
To which Tonto replied, "hm! Face sticky."
What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 phone say to the iPhone 6?
"Get bent"
Just came up with this. I hope you guys like it
What's the hardest part of wearing skinny jeans?
Explaining to your parents your iphone isn't the only thing that's bent
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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?
My iPhone 6
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Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 1: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: You are punished to stay out of school for one week.
Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 2: I saw your bra straps.
Teacher: You are punished to stay out of school for one month.
Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class…
Teacher: Why are you leaving?
Boy 3: I think my school days are over.
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So I the ceo of apple came out as gay
I guess their iphones really are bent
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Teacher: why did you laugh?
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.
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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?
Get bent!
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d**..., just cut my thumb off with the tablesaw after I bent over to pick up what I thought was a thumb (ironically enough) off the ground
You win thumb, you lose thumb.
Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?
She threw away all the bent ones.
Why did she get re-hired?
They all came back.
Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia.
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its hilarious.
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A man wishes to join an exclusive local church's congregation...
...and during his interview with the pastor, he's asked if he's ever engaged in any unusual s**... activity. He looks down, embarrassed, and sighs deeply.
"Well, yes, actually. Just last week, my girlfriend had dropped a head of lettuce. When she bent over, and I saw her shapely rear silhouetted by the light nearby, I ... I just couldn't help myself. I had to have her, so I made love to her right then and there."
The pastor replies, "I'm terribly sorry, sir. We can't allow that kind of behavior here. Premarital s**..., even in a loving relationship, is against our doctrine."
The man shrugs, seemingly expecting the rejection. He stands up and begins walking to the door. "Hey, padre? Don't feel bad," he says. "We're not allowed in Wal*Mart any more either."
The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes...
...They all got bent out of shape.
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My daughter was playing hopscotch by herself...
So my daughter was playing hopscotch, and recited the words "*Step on a crack, and break your mother's back"
And then my wife's back bent over, I then shouted at her to stop playing, but she continued and then recited "*Step on a line and break your father's spine*"
And then the neighbor next door shouted in agony with his back bent.
What is the only bent straight line?
Its one direction of course.
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Your Turn
Out of prison. As a h**... was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied.
"How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have s**... from the rear?"
"Partly." She said.
"But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
A gender bent walks into a bar...
and orders a drink.
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You don't have to be good at anagrams
to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent p**....
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I like my women like i like my vegtables.
Bent over in their chair
Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
- Keep your back straight
- knees bent.
- Feet shoulder width apart.
- Form a loose Grip
- keep your head down
- avoid a quick backswing
- stay out of the water
- try not to hit anybody
- if you taking too long you should let others go ahead of you
- you shouldn't stand directly in front of others
- be quite when others are about to go
- keep strokes to a minimum
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My cat has a bent tail...
He's a bit k**....
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Childhood Nursery Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
A piece of string walks into a bar...
And the bartender kicks him out while yelling "I don't serve your kind in here, string!" The string really wanted a drink though, so he bent over and rubbed his head on the ground for a bit. Then he ties himself in a bow and walks back inside. The bartender sees him and immediately starts yelling "Aren't you that same string I just kicked out?!" To which the string replies "No sir, I'm a frayed knot".
A bent over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office
Within minutes, she came out, but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be.
A man in the waiting room, who had been watching her, said in amazement, "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"
The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane."
Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Why was Clippy let go from Microsoft?
He got bent out of shape when they threatened to replace him, and just couldn't hold anything together.
A old man walks into a McDonalds
He is bent over and shuffling slowly. He approaches the counter with great difficulty and orders an ice cream sundae.
The cashier asks "Crushed nuts?"
The old man replies, "No arthritis."
A man from East Kent
There once was a man from East Kent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save her some trouble,
he folded it double.
And instead of coming, he went.
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Why is Kim Jong UN so bent on nuking the world?
He has no Seoul
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Have you heard my vegan Judas Priest tribute band?
h**... Bent For Pleather'
A professor helped me get the school to accept gymnastics as an elective
She bent over backwards to make it happen
Fandoms are like paperclips.
It doesn't a whole lot of effort to get them bent out of shape over nothing.
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You know how to catch a Polar Bear?
First you cut a big hole in the ice. Then you put peas around the circle. And when he's bent over eating, you kick it in it's icehole!
Told my friend I just accidentally bent my (newly rolled) joint 90° by mistake
He said most joints are supposed to do that
The personal assistant enters Stalin's office to announce to him: "Comrade Stalin, a clairvoyant is waiting outside demanding an audience with you. He says that he is able to foresee the future."
Stalin, still bent over the table, calmly replies: "He shall be executed. If he really foresaw the future, he would never want to meet me."
A nun is walking down the sidewalk when she sees a drunk exit the bar across the street.
He stares at her for a long while before making a beeline across the street and stopping right in front of her.
She is about to say "how are you today, brother?" When he punches her hard in the stomach.
Bent over, trying to catch her breath, she's about to say "what was that for?" When he upper cuts her to the jaw and she flys backwards and lands on her back.
Confused and seeing stars she tries to sit up, but can't. Through her tear filled eyes she sees the drunk lean over her and he says, "you ain't so tough after all, are you Batman?"
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So I was having s**... with this woman...
I had her bent over her kitchen table, giving it to her good. When all of a sudden we heard a car door slam out front.
Oh god, she said, it's my husband. Quick, use the back door!
Well, I probably should have left at that point, but it's not an offer you get everyday...
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Having puppies
**Three dogs are at the vet's. Talking dog talk.**
Rover, "Why are you guys here?"
Sparky, "I been peeing all over the house. I'm going to get my nuts cut off." Ruff.
Barky, "I growl at everything. I'm going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.
How about you Rover?"
Rover, "Well, my mistress was getting out of the shower yesterday, I love her *sooo* much. *Ah-Rooo*. Seeing her n**..., bent over drying her foot, well, I jumped on. "
The other two - "So you're getting you nuts cut off too?"
Rover, "h**... no! I'm getting my nails trimmed."
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Johnny learns fast…
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 1: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: Please stay out of school for one week.
Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 2: I saw both your bra straps.
Teacher: Suspended from school for one month.
Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Little Johnny started walking out of the class…
Teacher: Why are you leaving?
Little Johnny: I think my school days are over.
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Prostate exam
Patient bent over n**... about to get his prostate checked.
Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on "
Patient says " my name is Kenneth"
Dr says " my name is DAVE"
I used to date my yoga instructor.
Put me in an awkward position at first, but we held on. I bent over backwards to make her happy but she found me uptight and inflexible. Guess it just didn't work out in the long stretch.
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If Yoga practitioners are so peaceful and carefree...
Why are they always the first to get bent out of shape?
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What's the difference between a Cardassian and a Kardashian?
One is a vicious, opportunistic race, bent on subjugation and d**... through whatever insidious and ethically-questionable means they have at hand.
The other is a fictional race from Star Trek.
