Benny Jokes
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A Man asks his lover in a restaurant
Man : Honey, what do you love most about me?
Woman : I love your company the most darling!
Man : Wow really? that is so sweet of you my love
Woman : Um, it's still making money right?
*edit :forgot to mention that I remember this joke from Benny Hills show, not my own joke
*edit 2 : Benny Hills not Benn, autocorrect strikes again!
There once was a farmer with three daughters.
They were all going on their first date at the same time. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, grabbed a shotgun and stood by the door. The first guy came to the door and said
"Hi, my names Joe, I'm here for Flo, we are going to the show, is she ready too go?"
The farmer thought he was ok, so they went out.
The next boy came and said
"Hi, my names Kenny, I'm here for Benny, we are going to Denny's, is she ready?
The farmer thought he was ok too, so they went off. The last boy came and said
"Hi, my names Chuck-"
The farmer shot him in the chest.
Did you hear about the man who tried to commit s**... by taking 500 painkillers?
After taking 2 he said he felt better.
*\[Thank you Benny Hill\]*
Benny swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital.
When his mother asked how he was, the nurse said "No change yet."
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't make a vitamin
-RIP Benny Hill
My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, "If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."
"Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."
Music in Prison
I knew a guy who got sent to a prison in New York and while there, would hum along to Benny Goodman recordings. He would sing Sing, Sing, Sing in Sing Sing.
Some of my favourites. Warning: Wrong.
Q. Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?
A. Everywhere
Q. Why did little Benny fall of the swings?
A. He had no arms.
1. Knock Knock.
2. Whose there?
1. Not little Benny
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