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I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite.

Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said:

"You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."

Is this the right place for politically incorrect jokes?

I have this great one about President Benjamin Franklin.

Among all the politically incorrect jokes on this sub, here's my favorite:

Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

Politicians are a lot like diapers...

They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
(Benjamin Franklin)

TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens

Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.

You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment

He's always right on the money.

If Benjamin Franklin had been a parachutist ...

He would never thought about inventing the lightning rod.

What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?

Nothing. He was too shocked.

Bought a Magic toilet

At first i accidentally flushed my silver necklace down the toilet.
The next day i found silver jewelries on the bathroom floor.
Then i decided to flush down my gold ring.
The very next day, gold jewelries everywhere in bathroom.
I realized that my toilet is magical so i took out a 1 dollar bill,a 5 dollar bill and a 100 dollar bill out of my wallet. I flushed down a total of $106. Nothing happened throughout the day.
That night i woke up to the sound of loud noises coming from the bathroom. When i opened the door i was shocked and i couldn't believe my eyes.
Abraham Lincoln and George Washington was out of breathe trying to pull out Benjamin Franklin from the toilet.

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