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19 benign jokes and hilarious benign puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about benign that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Benign Short Jokes

Short benign jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The benign humour may include short mild jokes also.

  1. A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
    pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
  2. I've read like 7 jokes about John McCain's cancer today If I read tumor, it's gonna benign.
  3. A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous "It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"
    "Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten
  4. A pirate goes to the doctor.. 'Thar be strange moles me back'
    Doctors has a look.
    'They're benign'
    'Check again matey,I counted 10'
  5. After my biopsy the Doctor told me that my tumor was benign... From the look on his face I guess shouting "BINGO!" wasn't the right response.
  6. How many pathologists does it take to diagnose a malignancy? 10....because one less would benign.
  7. [True] A while back I was diagnosed with a benign brain lesion. I was distraught. to make light of the situation... You really have to have a good sense of tumor. Laughter is cancerous.
  8. What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell? One of them has an existential crisis.
  9. What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad? Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. homecoming. One. Freight car.

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Benign One Liners

Which benign one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with benign? I can suggest the ones about harmless and good natured.

  1. I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... If I hear another one it's gonna benign
  2. I've had a tumor in me for over 8 years now Tomorrow it benign
  3. What did the doctor say to the woman with seven tumors? Tumor would benign
  4. What does "benign" mean? Benign is what you be after you be eight.
  5. He was Benign When he told me to chew more
  6. I have already heard like seven cancer puns today... If I hear tumor its gonna benign.

Benign joke, I have already heard like seven cancer puns today...

Delightful Fun Benign Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about benign you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pleasant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make benign pranks.

A pirate goes to a doctor...

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
(sorry if repost, haven't seen it on this sub)

A pirate goes to the dermatologist.

A pirate goes to the dermatologist to check the red bumps on his arm.
The dermatologist looks at them, and says "Don't worry, they're benign."
The pirate says, "Arrr! I counted them meself, and there be eleven of 'em!"

A pirate goes to the doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

A pirate goes to see his doctor

... to look at the spots on his arm.
After examining them, the doctor looks up and says, Nothing to worry about, they're benign.
The pirate says, No, Doc, there be eleven! I counted them meself!

A pirate goes to the dermatologist to get some moles on his back looked at. The doctor examines him and says, "it's ok. They're benign."

The pirate turns around and says "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!

Benign joke, How many pathologists does it take to diagnose a malignancy?