Bengalis Jokes
8 bengalis jokes and hilarious bengalis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bengalis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bengalis Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bengalis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A kitten and a Bengali tiger meet on a disused road
"Why so serious?"The tiger says to the kitten.
"I thought you were gonna eat me," the kitten replies.
"'Course not," the tiger says. "You're a cat; I'm a cat. No beef here."
"Yeah, good point. Haven't seen any cows for miles anyway."
With your thoughts
One day, Hablu suddenly grabbed his wife and started beating her a lot! Surprised, everyone stopped Hablu and asked-
Neighbor: Why are you beating your fiance ?
Hablu: I don't think she is a good woman!
Neighbor: How do you understand?
Hablu: Don't talk anymore! I see my friend talking on the phone and ask, who do I talk to? That friend answers, with your thought!
Victim of someone else's attraction in the office
Boss: The men who spend more time in the office, always working overtime, are actually very hardworking. Their wives are very happy.
Bolt: No sir! The real reason is - either they are constantly tortured by their wives at home or they are attracted to someone else in the office.
Not to beat the boy
Mother: What a naughty boy! I say so many times, even then you are lying on the sofa. Today I will straighten your shoes,
Boltu: Mother! Mom! Like this time that will not happen again,
mother: why not? You will do this again! The sofa is for sitting, it's not for sleeping,
Bolt: Mom, the sandals are for the feet too, not for beating the boy!
Hair dyes do not last more than a week
Paltu voted and asked the polling officer-
Paltu: Sir, will these fingerprints be washed off with water?
Officer: No.
Paltu: Then sir! Can it be washed with soap?
Officer: No.
Paltu: Then how long will it take, sir?
Officer: Will go after one year.
Paltu: Then give me a little more sir?
Officer: Why?
Paltu: I'll put it in my hair, sir. Nowadays hair dyes do not last more than a week.
The cost level has quadrupled
OC: Why didn't you report the credit card loss immediately?
Montu: After the card was stolen, I saw that the thief was spending less than my wife.
OC: Why are you coming to report now?
Montu: Now it seems that the card has fallen into the hands of the thief's wife, the cost has quadrupled.
That's my lunch box
Laboni is looking at almost all the designs of the shop while choosing shoes. The shoe showroom was completely destroyed. But I didn't like either one. At this time he noticed a different box -
Laboni: Show me that box , please. I will see the design inside it.
Shopkeeper: Please don't want to see that anymore!
Laboni: How is that? The customer wants to see.
Shopkeeper: Apa, that's my lunch box!
Hero Salman Khan went to see the girl.
The girl's mother fainted when she saw him. When he regained consciousness, everyone asked him, "
Everyone: Why are you unconscious?"
Daughter's mother: She came to see me 20 years ago.
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