Benefits Jokes

• Short Benefits Jokes
• Benefits One Liners
• Friends With Benefits Jokes
• Health Benefits Jokes
• Unemployment Benefits Jokes
• Benefits Of Jokes
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Funniest Benefits Short Jokes

Short benefits jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The benefits humour may include short perks jokes also.

1. This year I'm on a crusade to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes It's about raisin awareness
2. I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great. Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
3. What's the difference between the USA and a bird? On a bird, the left wing and the right wing work together to benefit the whole bird.
4. I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible.
5. I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.
6. When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess.
7. My friend with benefits asked when a good time to visit was. I said, "Whenever you feel like coming."
8. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
9. Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people. This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.
10. I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently It's really all about raisin awareness.

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Benefits One Liners

Which benefits one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with benefits? I can suggest the ones about advantage and consequences.

1. My boss accused me of benefit fraud so I threw my crutches to the ground and walked out
2. What does the south call friends with benefits? Cousins.....
3. What song do friends with benefits usually play? You've got a friend in me.
4. My ex and I only stay together because of shared insurance. We're friends with benefits.
5. What is a benefit of parkinson's disease? Mosquitoes don't bite you
6. Little Debbie doesnt have a friend with benefits.... She has a Nutty Buddy
7. What do you call a benefit 5k for Alzheimer's? A Walk to Remember?
8. In Soviet Russia... Sanctions benefit you.
9. Me hitting on a girl... I wish we could be friends with unemployment benefits.
10. There is an benefit to being friendzoned It implies you have a friend.
11. What is the benefit of having emo grass? It cuts itself
12. When you said friends with benefits … … I assumed you offered a dental plan.
13. I like my friends like I like my insurance... With benefits.
14. What's the main benefit of being black? No ginger kids
15. Benefits of being Homeless... You don't get homework.

Friends With Benefits Jokes

Here is a list of funny friends with benefits jokes and even better friends with benefits puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A really hot gal in my apartment complex said she wanted us to be "friends with benefits" Does anyone know where I can get a group health insurance plan?
• Just changed my Facebook name to 'benefits' so when you add me it says 'You are now friends with benefits'.
• My friend travels from town to town giving seminars on the health benefits of eating dried grapes. He is just out there, raisin awareness.
• What do you call friend who works for an insurance company? A friend with benefits
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• So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: "Well, the flag's a big plus."^I'll^see^myself^out.
• I asked my attractive roommate whether she wanted to be friends with benefits, and she agreed! This morning, I co-signed her car insurance.
• I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies... It'll be called Friends With Benefits.
• My friend was giving a speech on the benefits of communism at an auditorium But he kept Stalin
• I was talking to a coworker about how I remember using a rotary telephone. She said "Wow. You're dating yourself." I looked down at my hand and replied "No. We're just friends with benefits.".
• What's another name for a friend with benefits? A Nutty Buddy

Health Benefits Jokes

Here is a list of funny health benefits jokes and even better health benefits puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The health benefits of vaping Ever since I started vaping, my wife has been getting a lot less cigarette burns.
• I was reading an article about the health benefits of eating dehydrated grapes. It was just raisin awareness.
• I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch.
• Eating at McDonald's has plenty of health benefits. For instance, it would prevent you from dying of old age.
• I've decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes... It's all about raisin awareness...
• My roommate got a job with health insurance. Now I finally know what it feels like to be in a friends with benefits situation.
• TIL: For the past decade, Eddie Murphy has been researching and studying the health benefits of almonds. He has become the Nutty Professor.
• My Dad went to Craigslist and had this conclusion... Why is the NSA seeking so many friends that have health insurance and other benefits
• What do you call a person in a relationship with their doctor? Friends with health benefits.
• One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my salad?"

Unemployment Benefits Jokes

Here is a list of funny unemployment benefits jokes and even better unemployment benefits puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.
• It's tough living being on unemployment benefit. Take my friend who's a dwarf for example, he's struggling to get food on the table...

Benefits Of Jokes

Here is a list of funny benefits of jokes and even better benefits of puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After reading a recent study that found that the negative effects of alcohol greatly outweigh the benefits, I've decided it's time for a change in my life. I've decided to give up recent studies.
• A customer calls AAA about roadside assistance benefits and asks, "How many tows do I get?" Rep says, "Most people are born with 10. That's all you get."
• With all the turmoil in the world, the US benefits from its two greatest allies... The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
• With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.
• For-profit healthcare is a great system that benefits patients and ensures higher quality care. lul
• I was trying to think of all the benefits of moving to Switzerland... I can definitely say that the flag is a big plus
• When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called "symbiosis" When only one organism benefits, it's called "parasitism." When neither benefits, that's called "marriage."
• Girls hate it when you give them gifts implying that you will somehow benefit from them as well. Take knee pads for example.
• A benefit of Charles III ascension to the throne Once they change the picture on the money to the new King, Andrew won't have to tuck a picture of his mother into the G-strings of strippers.
• Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome... Actually, it makes a vas deferens.

Charming Humor Benefits Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about benefits you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gains jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make benefits pranks.