Benedict Jokes

Funniest Benedict Short Jokes

Short benedict jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The benedict humour may include short holiness jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Benedict Arnold and Donald Trump? Benedict Arnold once fought for America.
2. Just realized I really like eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes.. There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise
3. I asked the B-52s where i could find a Pope They told me "Rome if you want two!" Had to break the news about benedict to them.
4. The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
5. Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!"
   Benedict wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."
6. I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
7. The police raided the kitchen of a restaurant where the chef was preparing Eggs Benedict He was arrested for poaching.
8. Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.
9. Every time I eat eggs benedict I'm reminded of my time in the netherlands. You know, my Holland days.
10. Did you hear about the candle that smells like a mixture of Francis, Benedict, and John Paul? They call it pope pourri
    (I really am sorry)

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Benedict One Liners

Which benedict one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with benedict? I can suggest the ones about cardinal and holy.

1. What's the popes favorite breakfast? Ex Benedict
2. How long does it take the Dutch to make eggs Benedict? It takes Holland days!
3. Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's
4. What is Doctor Strange's favourite food? Eggs Benedict
5. What does a jolly Santa put on his Eggs Benedict? Happy Hollandaise!
6. What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office? Ex-Benedict.
7. What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict
8. What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch closing his front door.? SherLock Homes
9. The best punchlines are ones that violate your eggs benedict.
10. What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer
11. What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch
12. Benedict Cumberbatch taught me English when he was in Tibet. P stands for Pengwing.
13. Why is a plate of Eggs Benedict the perfect breakfast? Because it is beyond repoach
14. What would you say if you had breakfast with the Pope? Eggs, Benedict?
15. What neighborhood grocery store did Benedict Arnold always shop at? Traitor Joe's.

Pope Benedict Jokes

Here is a list of funny pope benedict jokes and even better pope benedict puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the painting in Milwaukee of Pope Benedict called using 17,000 Colored Condoms? Eggs Benedict.

Benedict Arnold Jokes

Here is a list of funny benedict arnold jokes and even better benedict arnold puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was Benedict Arnold's occupation before the Revolutionary War? Futures Trader.
• Why did Benedict Arnold cross the road? To defect to the other side!
  I'll^see^myself^out^bye

Benedict Cumberbatch Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny benedict cumberbatch name jokes and even better benedict cumberbatch name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles

Amusing & Witty Benedict Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about benedict you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make benedict pranks.