Bender Jokes

Funniest Bender Short Jokes

Short bender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bender humour may include short bends jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? There's only one Bender in Futurama
2. Aang - Airbender Katara — Waterbender
   Toph — Earthbender
   Zuko — Firebender
   Michael — Fassbender
   Fender — bender
3. Aang - Airbender Katara — Waterbender
   Toph — Earthbender
   Zuko — Firebender
   Michael — Fassbender
   Fender — bender
4. Guy asks his friend: "I heard you were out til 5 am last night. You must have been partying pretty hard?" Friend: "Did you just assume my bender?!"
5. What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender.
6. Why didn't the Futurama crew get along with Bender's friend Arbite? Because Arbite mocked Fry
7. The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago. It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
8. What do you call it when a kitchen appliance salesman gets into a minor vehicular accident? A blender vendor in a fender bender
9. If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be? A Fassbender
10. Why could the Fire Nation defeat the Air Benders so easily? Because wind resistance is negligible

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Bender One Liners

Which bender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bender? I can suggest the ones about fender and bent.

1. What do you call an Australian air-bender that was born in 1960? A boomerAang.
2. Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage.
3. What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus.
4. I proposed to my girlfriend during a 4 day bender She said we got married yeterday!
5. What do you call an old air bender? A Boomerang
6. What is it called when you break a guitar amp in a car accident? A Fender Bender
7. What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes? A winger dinger.
8. What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge? A slender bender
9. If AirBenders bend air and WaterBenders bend water... are Yoga instructors Body Benders?
10. What did Abraham Lincoln say after a 2-week bender? I freed WHO?
11. What do you call a cross-dressing car mechanic? A gender-bender fender-mender.
12. Why dont you try yoga? No way, yoga is for benders.
13. My Italian friend died of too much pasta He went on a spaghetti bender.
14. Avatar: The Last Air Bender live action movie
15. I got into a fender bender today... ISIS claimed responsibility...

Fender Bender Jokes

Here is a list of funny fender bender jokes and even better fender bender puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kind of an accident did Kaitlyn Jenner have? A trans gender fender bender!
• On the first test drive of my guitar-shaped car, I had a c**.... A real Fender bender.
• Did you hear about the guitar that had a car c**...? It had a Fender bender

Gender Bender Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender bender jokes and even better gender bender puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call it when a guy turns gay after getting b**... drunk? A gender bender

Rib-Tickling Bender Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about bender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transformer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bender pranks.