Bench Press Jokes
21 bench press jokes and hilarious bench press puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bench press that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bench Press Short Jokes
Short bench press jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bench press humour may include short bench jokes also.
- A meathead is counting loudly in the gym as he does bench press... 1! 3! 5! 7! 9!
Another meathead:
Do you even lift bro
Meathead: Nah I only odd lift bro - Did you hear about the man that bench pressed an entire supermarket? He got arrested for shoplifting.
- My uncle died because he put on too much weight. Doctors said it was the worst bench press accident they'd ever seen.
- Why did no one at the gym want to talk to the guy who was bench pressing cases of soda? He was just so depressing.
- I was doing bench press with my Law School dropout friend yesterday... He was terrible. He couldn't even do the bar.
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Bench Press One Liners
Which bench press one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bench press? I can suggest the ones about weight room and lifting weights.
- I can bench press 300 pounds. Not at the same time, but still...
- I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it..
- Yo mama's so fat, She tried to do push-ups, but just bench pressed the earth
- I just have something I need to get off my chest... I do bench presses without a spotter.
- Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
Hilarious Fun Bench Press Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about bench press you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean printing press jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bench press pranks.
Bench Bros...
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a b**... coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. o**... turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
A man was trapped under a bench press
A man in the gym was at the bench press when the barbell fell on top of him. Despite them being strong, no one could lift the barbell off of him so the man that was trapped tells someone to call a therapist which they do. When the therapist arrives, he asks the man why he called him and the man says "I need to get something off my chest"
A bodybuilder sees a group of beautiful women flocking around a skinny guy at the gym one day...
The bodybuilder is baffled. He asks his friend: "What the h**... do they see in that wimp?"
"I hear he can bench press a hundred pounds," says the friend.
"A hundred pounds?!?" The bodybuilder snorts. "h**..., I can bench press over three hundred and fifty!!"
The friend raises an eyebrow. "With your tongue?"
A man was sitting on a park bench reading about the pro-trump rioters
Suddenly he threw the paper to the ground and yelled, "All politicians are a**...."
The man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit said, "I take offense at that!"
"Why?" the first man asked. "Are you a politician?"
"No, " he replied, "I am an a**.... "
Three old grannies are on a park bench when a very attractive n**... young man runs by in front of them.
The three old ladies, who hadn't had action in decades, fixed their eyes on the handsome hunk and gasped.
Janice pressed her hand on her heart and said, "wow, that whippersnapper d**... near gave me a heart attack."
Edna, rubbing her neck, added, "I almost had an asthma attack!"
Mavis , still reaching in front of her, out of breath, exclaimed, "I almost had a s**...-- but he was just out of my reach."
Three mice walk into a bar...
After a few drinks, they get into a heated argument about how tough they are.
The first mouse says, When I see a mousetrap, I lay on my back and set it off with my foot. Then, I catch the bar with my teeth and bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite. Only then do I make off with the cheese!
The second mouse says, Oh yeah? Well, whenever I see rat poison, I take it all and grind it into powder. Then when morning comes, I use it to flavor my coffee! It helps me get a nice buzz going for the rest of the day!
The third mouse, checking his watch, sighs, stands up and says I've gotta go. I have a date with a cat.