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Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a b**...?
The b**.... You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a b**....
Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?
The answer is (B) a flounder.
The other two are crushedAsians.
Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion
b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.
What belongs to me but is used the most by others?
My ex-wife
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Which of the following does not belong in this list: h**..., gonorrhea, or a condominium in Cleveland?
The condo, obviously.
Nope, gonorrhea. It's the only one you can get rid of.
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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
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Which one doesn't belong: eggs, a girlfriend, or a b**...?
Eggs. You've had eggs.
What is something that belongs to you, but is used most by other people?
Your webcam.
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