Belly Fat Jokes
34 belly fat jokes and hilarious belly fat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about belly fat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Belly Fat Short Jokes
Short belly fat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The belly fat humour may include short big belly jokes also.
- Yo mama so fat That when she enters a room her belly button gets there 5 minutes before she does
- I was fat and had a beer belly so big i couldn't see my toes. so i prayed to be able to see my toes again.
i can now proudly say i am the record holder for the largest feet in the world - Yo mama so fat... ... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves.
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... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity. - Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate.
- If you drink 2 glasses of kale juice daily, it will destroy your belly fat and Your desire to live too.
- You know you are getting too fat when you take your shirt off and your belly starts hitting the laptop space bar by accident.
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Belly Fat One Liners
Which belly fat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with belly fat? I can suggest the ones about belly and baby belly.
- Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus
-Merry Xmas - Why do fat girls have belly button rings So we can tow them away from the lunch line
- Yo Momma Is So Fat Her belly button has an echo.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
- Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
- Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.
- Yo mama so fat... When I talk to her, I can hear my echo in her belly button.
- Your mother is so fat she can play hide and seek in her own belly button
- My belly is fat My brain has delay.
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Belly Fat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about belly fat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean belly button jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make belly fat pranks.
A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what's that?
She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that's a baby your daddy gave me that…
So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…
daddy did you give mummy a baby ?
yeh I did son, that's right why do you ask…?
well don't give her another, she ate the last one!
A young child caught her parents in the bedroom last night.
The child asks,
"Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on daddy's stomach last night?"
The mother replies,
"I have to do that, or else daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's not going to work, you silly!" responds the child.
"Why not?" asks the mother.
"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
Daddy's Fat
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?
"I have to do that, or dad's belly gets really fat, bouncing on his belly keeps him skinny."
That's not going to work.
"Why baby?"
Because the babysitter keeps blowing him up again!
Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's belly last night?
Mom: "Because his belly has become fat recently, and I need to help him lose weight."
Boy: "But that won't work."
Mom: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back again."
A woman caught her husband on the weight scale s**... on his big fat belly
"Steven, that won't help you, you know?"
"Oh it helps A LOT." The man says. "It's the only way I can see the numbers on the thing!"
How to loose belly fat
Little Johny walks to his mom and starts asking her about what he had seen the previous night while sneaking around the house.
Little Johny: Mommy, mommy why ware you jumping on daddy's stomach last night?
Mom: Johny you're old enough to know the truth... your dad is getting obese so I need to jump on top of him to help him loose the belly.
Little Johny: I don't think that's going to work mommy.
Mom: Why do you say that?
Little Johny: When you leave for work the neighbor comes in and blow him back up.
I know what you did
A little kid is often picking his nose. His mother tells him: "Honey, don't do this". The little kid asks "why?". The mother wants to think of some excuse so she says: "because... when you do it, then when you grow up, you will be fat like our neighbour next door."
After some time the little kid is in a subway train and spots a pregnant woman there. He starts to wink and point to her belly.
"Why do you do that?" asks the woman.
The little kid winks again: "I know what you did."
Two pregnant women on a bench were talking to each other.
They saw a fat guy with a big belly. On seeing the fat guy, one said, " I will give birth to a handsome boy." On this the other said, " I will give birth to you a beautiful girl."
With intention to make fun of the guy , they asked the fat guy, "What are you gonna give birth to?"
He said I am gonna give birth to a young elephant and drops his pants.
" See, the trunk's coming out".
Little Jimmy wakes up due to the loud sounds coming from his parents room. Little Jimmy gets there, opens the door and catches them doing it.
The mom was *riding* the father. Of course Little Jimmy being such an innocent child, he didn't know what they were doing, so he asks his mom : - Mom what you doing ... - Your father is too fat , and he has such a big belly , so I told him to lay down, I got on top of him and started pushing and pushing his belly, so it deflates a little ...
-.. Mom , you're working for nothing. Whenever you leave, the cleaning lady gets on her knees and starts inflating him again ..
The man in the pool
A fat man hops into a swimming pool with lots of women. One woman says to him that this is a lady's class and that he is not welcome to join. The man gets of the pool and forms a plan, that night he shaves his chest,buys a woman's swimsuit and a wig. The man returns the next day and hops into the pool again looking like a woman, one of the lady's turns to him and says how are you? The man says fine. The lady then asks are you expecting soon as she points to his belly? He reply's yes I am. The woman says well in that case i think i see the baby's leg poking out of your swimsuit.