Belly Button Jokes

93 belly button jokes and hilarious belly button puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about belly button that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Belly Button Short Jokes

Short belly button jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The belly button humour may include short belly jokes also.

  1. What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button.
  2. Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button?
    Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)
  3. A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.
  4. You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well.
  5. I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel
  6. ‪@Men‬ your female friend... ‪..that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
    You can thank me later.
  7. Yo mama so fat That when she enters a room her belly button gets there 5 minutes before she does
  8. What do you call a reptile with a belly button and a good sense of direction? A navelgator
    Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!
  9. So his wife got a new tattoo... ...of a dollar bill below her belly button. "Why on earth did you get that tattoo?" he said. She replied, "All you can eat under a dollar"
  10. Someone bet me a car that I wouldn't get belly button enhancement surgery. I just got me an Audi.

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Belly Button One Liners

Which belly button one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with belly button? I can suggest the ones about baby belly and navel.

  1. Why is the blondes belly button bruised? Her BF is blonde too
  2. What type of belly button does a car have? An Audi.
  3. Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too.
  4. Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too.
  5. Why did the blond have a sore belly button? His boyfriend was blond, too.
  6. "Do you come here often", she asked... "No, usually in my belly button", I replied.
  7. What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You're under a vest.
  8. What the police say to his belly button Your under a vest.
  9. Why did the blonde's belly button hurt? Blonde guys are dumb too
  10. I'm not Catholic, but I've given up picking my belly button for lint.
  11. What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  12. Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised? Her boyfriend is blind too.
  13. What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi
  14. What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units.
  15. Why do fat girls have belly button rings So we can tow them away from the lunch line

Belly Button Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about belly button you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tummy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make belly button pranks.

Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on j**... Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.

Why did God give women belly b**...?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.

Why do blondes have bruised belly b**...?

Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either.

Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....

changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."

Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button?

Because blonde men are idiots too.

Why do blonde women have bruised belly b**...

Blonde men aren't that smart either.

A man brought some cookies to a party...

His friend approached him later during the party. He asked for the recipe to show his wife.
"You see, the secret trick is that I put the dough in my belly button to measure out the perfect size of each cookie," he tells his friend.
"That's absolutely disgusting," says the friend.
He answers, "Oh, you're not going to like the way I make donuts then."

Why do blondes have big belly b**...?

Their boyfriends are also blonde.
[A joke I heard in grade 6.]

What is soft and fuzzy, and lives in a hole?

My belly button lint.

What type of belly b**... do cars have?


Where did the belly button go to school?

The Navel Academy

What do old women have between their beasts that younger women dont?

A belly button

Yo Momma Is So Fat

Her belly button has an echo.

Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like?

A Blank Space

You can't hear the ocean, but . . .

I used to know a girl that had a tattoo of a sea shell right below her belly button.
The odd thing was that if you put your ear next to the tattoo, you couldn't hear the ocean, but you could smell it!

Why is your belly button called Athens ?

Because it's the center of grease

I keep getting zits near my belly button...

Tell your mom to stridex her forehead!
This joke is best told at a bar, standing up. Point to the area between your c**... and navel. Enjoy!

What do you call a belly button in charge?

A Navel officer...

Why do blondes have such large belly-b**...

Their boyfriends are also blonde.

Why do l**... have belly b**...?

To hold the tartar sauce.

Why did the blonde's belly button hurt?

Her boyfriend was blonde as well.

Twelve-year-old Timmy was talking with his classmate, Lisa...

Timmy: "Hey Lisa, I'll give you a dollar if we can go in the closet and you let me stick my finger in your belly button."
Lisa: "Okay."
They go into the dark closet.
Lisa: "Hey Timmy! That's not my belly button!"
Timmy: "That's okay. That's not my finger."

Outie belly b**... are so disgusting

Mine is Mercedes-Benz

I have 3 legs, 5 arms, 7 eyes and 19 belly b**.... What am I?

A liar.

Where do they store surplus belly b**...?

The naval reserve.
^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry...

What the police officer said to their belly button?

You are under a vest

Your mother is so fat

she can play hide and seek in her own belly button

What did the belly button say to the pocket?

It's lint fam

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps

They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly b**...

Why did the blonde's belly button hurt?

Her blond boyfriend wasn't too bright, either.

What did the German police officer say to the belly button?

Stop right there! You're under-a-vest

Yo mama so fat...

When I talk to her, I can hear my echo in her belly button.

Little Johnny once went camping on a school trip

At night, he approached his teacher's tent, and said, Miss, I am scared. I can't sleep alone. Can I sleep in your tent.
The teacher thought for a second, and said No
Johnny: But Mommy always lets me do so, when I am scared
Teacher : Okay, fine. But do not tell this to your friends
They both go into the tent
After a while, Johnny wakes up his teacher
Miss, I can't sleep. Can I poke my finger in your belly button? Mommy lets me do so when I can't sleep
Teacher: Okay, but do not mention it to anyone
After a while
Johnny, that is not my belly button
Johnny: Well, it isn't my finger either

Why do blonde girls have such big belly b**...?

Because they date blonde guys

My 3rd and 5th child have innie belly b**.... My first born has an outie.

I guess he's the odd one out.

Why did the blonde woman have bruises on her belly button?

Because blonde men are s**... too.

Yo Mama is so dumb she thought a Naval Academy....

....was a school for belly b**...

What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly b**...?

They called the the navel reserve, naturally.

Why do c**... drip into belly b**...?

It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.

A teacher took all her kids on an overnight camping field trip...

In the middle of the night, little Johnny comes into her tent and asks teacher, can I sleep with you? I'm scared... and at home my mother lets me sleep in her bed every night
Thinking it wouldn't hurt, the teacher said sure
Teacher said little Johnny when I sleep with my mother in bed, she lets me put my finger in her belly button and that relaxes me a lot
Thinking it's strange, the teacher reluctantly says sure
Then the teacher says hey, that's no my belly button!
That's not my finger says little Johnny

Why do innie belly b**... make such bad criminals?

Because they can't stop attracting the fuzz

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly b**...?

Because blonde guys are s**... too.

Where do you store extra belly b**...?

In a naval reserve!

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly b**...?

Because blonde guys aren't that smart either.

Apparently women really care about belly b**...

I told this girl I had an outtie and her eyes lit up

Why do blondes have bruised belly b**...?

Because blonde men are s**... too.

An elderly woman is moving into a retirement home

As part of the admissions process she has a check-up by the resident doctor. The doctor asks, "So have you been having any problems?"
Woman: "Well, I have noticed something unusual. I have this hole in my chest between my b**...."
Doctor: "Hmm, let me have a quick look."
The woman lifts up her blouse.
The doctor bends over to take a closer look, and she says, "Oh you really have nothing to worry about. It's just your belly button."

My wife and I compared each other's belly b**... to see which one is better.

It was a battle of navel supremacy.