Bells Jokes

Funniest Bells Short Jokes

Short bells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bells humour may include short doorbell jokes also.

1. I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
2. I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
3. I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
4. Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
5. A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
6. "A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat." "The librarian says, 'It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not!'"
7. A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
8. Why do farmers put bells on their cows? Because their horns don't work.
   (From my 6yo who loves her new joke book.)
9. A blind guy rang my door bell... When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.
10. A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
    The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"

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Bells One Liners

Which bells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bells? I can suggest the ones about bell ringer and chimes.

1. Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
2. I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
3. What happened when Tinker Bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
4. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
5. Don't ever go to the top of the bell curve. Everyone there is mean.
6. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
7. What's the only prize that Gaston won in beauty and the beast? The No Belle prize.
8. [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
9. The creator of the very first knock knock joke.. Must have won a no-bell prize
10. Why do cows wear bells? because their horns don't work.
11. Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… I said, No, but his name rings a bell.
12. What do you call a concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans? A Simphony.
13. Did you hear? Gaston won an award! He won the No Belle prize.
14. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
15. What did the person who invented knock-knock jokes win? A no-bell prize!

Bells Ringing Jokes

Here is a list of funny bells ringing jokes and even better bells ringing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you heard about the man who goes around knocking on doors? "Doesn't ring a bell"
  "That's him!"
• The secret to Pavlov's hair? Just a classical conditioner.
  (I hope the name rings a bell)
• A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."
• A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
• I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."
• Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog.
• Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.
• The name Pavlov rings a bell.
• "Have you ever heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame?" "It rings a bell"
• Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

Church Bells Jokes

Here is a list of funny church bells jokes and even better church bells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?
  A church bell peals from the steeple.
• I decided to audition for the middle earth Church Bell Ringers Society. It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
  Toll keenly.
• Why was the silent church happy? Because it won the no bell prize
• Finally got my dream job as a church bell ringer It's my first day though so they're just showing me the ropes
• How can you tell if you are at a gay church? The church bells swing in the other direction.
• My local church is looking for volunteers to help with the next stage of the restoration. If anyone is interested in helping, give us a bell.
• What's the difference between a church bell and a politician. A church bell tolls from the steeple...
  A politician steals from the people.
• What do you call a Mexican church? A Taco bell.
• My girlfriend used to ring a bell every time she wanted s**.... Now it's hard for me to walk past a church.
• I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing They were having a right old ding-d**...

Jingle Bells Jokes

Here is a list of funny jingle bells jokes and even better jingle bells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already. It's my jingle bell rock.
• Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way
• What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs.
• I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
• So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
• Did you guys hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa's workshop? They said he jingled all the way.
• What beats jingle bell scissors? Jingle bell rock
• Want to know Quasimodo's favorite Christmas song? Jingle bells!
• If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas.
• Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."

Carol Bells Jokes

Here is a list of funny carol bells jokes and even better carol bells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol? Django Bells.
  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!
• What do you call a girl who can f**... to the tune of Jingle Bells? Carol

Fun-Filled Bells Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about bells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bell ringing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bells pranks.