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58 belle jokes and hilarious belle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about belle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

The perfect collection for any Disney fan! Read an array of funny jokes about the iconic Belle from the classic Disney movie, Beauty and the Beast. Discover interesting facts about the southern belle, her beau, and her name. Share the jokes with friends, family, or even your own little lily or babe and enjoy a good laugh.

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Popular Belle Short Jokes

Short belle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The belle humour may include short beau jokes also.

  1. I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
  2. I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
  3. I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
  4. Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
  5. A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
  6. "A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat." "The librarian says, 'It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not!'"
  7. A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
  8. Why do farmers put bells on their cows? Because their horns don't work.
    (From my 6yo who loves her new joke book.)
  9. A blind guy rang my door bell... When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.
  10. A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
    The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"

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Belle One Liners

Which belle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with belle? I can suggest the ones about beauty and the beast and bells.

  1. Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
  2. I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
  3. What happened when Tinker Bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
  4. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
  5. Don't ever go to the top of the bell curve. Everyone there is mean.
  6. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
  7. What's the only prize that Gaston won in beauty and the beast? The No Belle prize.
  8. [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
  9. The creator of the very first knock knock joke.. Must have won a no-bell prize
  10. Why do cows wear bells? because their horns don't work.
  11. Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… I said, No, but his name rings a bell.
  12. What do you call a concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans? A Simphony.
  13. Did you hear? Gaston won an award! He won the No Belle prize.
  14. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
  15. What did the person who invented knock-knock jokes win? A no-bell prize!

Belle Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny belle name jokes and even better belle name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The secret to Pavlov's hair? Just a classical conditioner.
    (I hope the name rings a bell)
  • I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."
  • Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way
  • The name Pavlov rings a bell.
  • TIL, Big Ben was named after Sir Benjamin Hall who oversaw the installation of the Bell.... Thankfully, his brother Richard reported sick that day .
  • I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov. She said she'd have to check to be sure, but that the name rang a bell.
  • People always use "Pavlov" as a reference. But the name doesn't ring a bell.
  • Does anyone know who Pavlov is? His name rings a bell...
  • Quasimodo. That name rings a bell.
  • Coincidentally, my friend asked me if I knew who Pavlov was while I was taking my intro to Psychology class. I told him: "yeah, that name rings a bell"

Southern Belle Jokes

Here is a list of funny southern belle jokes and even better southern belle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production? My lands!
  • How much does a southern belle weigh? A monogram
  • An optometrist asks a southern belle what she want from the donut shop. She respond "eye dude, eclair."
  • What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan.
  • So why don't Southern Belles attend o**... any more? Too many thank-you notes to write
Belle joke, So why don't Southern Belles attend o**... any more?

Disney Belle Jokes

Here is a list of funny disney belle jokes and even better disney belle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Disney is already working on a sequel to Beauty and the Beast... They're calling it The French Prince in Belle's Snare.
  • Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? Because he won the No-Belle Prize
  • My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.
  • What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle.
Belle joke, What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about belle can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of belle puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ridiculous Belle Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about belle you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean beautiful girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make belle prank.

A Southern Belle and s**... New York socialite meet at a swanky party.

The southern belle says, How nice to meet you! Where are y'all from?
The snob sniffs and says, I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.
So the belle says, Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are y'all from, *b**...*?

Did you hear about the french woman that invented the knock knock joke?

She won the No Belle prize

What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show?

The Simpsons

They're making a new Beauty and the Beast where the princess is brain damaged and everyone picks her up to do curls.

She is a dumb Belle

Whats the evidence that Gaston is the best guy ever?

He won the no Belle prize

So I hear there is a rule about not ending sentences with a preposition.

A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an Atlanta airport coffee shop waiting for her flight back to Connecticut, when a friendly Southern belle sat down next to her.
'Where y'all goin' to?' asked the Southern belle.
Turning her nose in the air, the snob replied 'I don't answer people who end their sentences with prepositions'.
The Southern belle thought a moment, and tried again. 'Where y'all goin' to, b**...?'

An American is talking to a girl in Paris

She says her name is Belle.
"That's a pretty name"
"Thanks. It means 'beautiful'. What does 'Nick' mean?"
"Oh, I don't know. It's just something my dad came up with while shaving."

Gaston was actually very brilliant.

He won the No Belle Prize

I can be the Taco Beast...

...If you're my Taco Belle!

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Beauty and the beast

Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more e**..., eventually causing it to sprout an e**.... A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."

I don't know why everybody says Gaston is s**....

I mean, he won the No Belle Prize.

What did the free weight say to the Princess trying to exercise in her dress?

Dumb Belle

Didn't realise there were so many black characters in Beauty and the Beast.

The bookkeeper.
Madam Garderobe.
Plumette.
... Belle.

Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore?

They both lost and got a no Belle prize.

Lumiere helped Belle fall in love with the Beast.

He was a real Candle Brah.

What is the favorite romantic song of oysters?

Me shell, my belle.

Belle joke, What is the favorite romantic song of oysters?

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