Bell Ringing Jokes
106 bell ringing jokes and hilarious bell ringing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bell ringing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bell Ringing Short Jokes
Short bell ringing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bell ringing humour may include short bell ringer jokes also.
- I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
- Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
- A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
- "A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat." "The librarian says, 'It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not!'"
- A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
- Have you heard about the man who goes around knocking on doors? "Doesn't ring a bell"
"That's him!" - The secret to Pavlov's hair? Just a classical conditioner.
(I hope the name rings a bell) - A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."
- A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
- I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."
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Bell Ringing One Liners
Which bell ringing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bell ringing? I can suggest the ones about bells ringing and ring doorbell.
- [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
- Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… I said, No, but his name rings a bell.
- The name Pavlov rings a bell.
- "Have you ever heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame?" "It rings a bell"
- Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.
- I asked my Dad if he'd heard of Pavlov's Dogs He said It rings a bell
- Psychology Professor: Who here has heard of Pavlov? Me: Rings a bell
- People always use "Pavlov" as a reference. But the name doesn't ring a bell.
- Does anyone know who Pavlov is? His name rings a bell...
- Quasimodo. That name rings a bell.
- Does the telephone remind you of anything? No, but it rings a bell
- Ever heard of the "door knocker"? No? It doesn't ring a bell?
- Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell.
- Q: Did you hear that Quasimodo is on strike? A: Doesn't ring a bell!
- Why doesn't the bell ring at the gym? It's a dumb-bell.
Comical Bell Ringing Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about bell ringing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ringing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bell ringing pranks.
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.
A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
Passing an office building late one night, a little Johnny saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”
He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The old, uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled at the kid, “what do you want?”
“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it for yourself…?”
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING d**...!
There once was a baby born with no arms. His parents put him on the church's stairs and vanished.
The local priest took him in and raised him, eventually giving him the job of ringing the bell for evening mass. So, each day, the child lined up from across the room and ran as fast as he could to hit the bell with his head.
One day, the priest ate a banana and left the peel lying by the bell. As the child was running running running, he slipped on the banana peel and fell out the window to his death. When the cops came to investigate, the asked the priest for the child's name.
The priest said I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
A monastery's bell ringer died and the monks put an ad in the paper for a new one.
The next day a man comes to the door to apply and he has no arms. The head monk says:
"Sir, how can you ring our bell if you have no arms?"
The applicant replied, "Just give me a chance, take me to the bell tower and I'll show you."
The all get to the bell tower and ask him to show them how he plans to do it. The applicant gets a running start and slams his face into the bell "RINNNNNNGGGGGGGG"
Before anyone could stop him, he backs up and runs s**... into the bell again and falls to the ground dead.
The head monk spoke up, "Did anyone catch his name?"
Another monk said, "No, but his face sure rings a bell."
Costume Ideas
For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell.
A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her, and could fulfill her s**... life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the door bell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the s**... life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
Bellboy
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
Sunday Morning s**...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having s**... would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the d**...." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Pavlov goes on a trip...
But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog.
Dat Riddim
A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning," Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having s**... would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no," said Granny. "Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the d**...." She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "But then the ice-cream truck came along."
Twelve Italian priests...
...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally n**..., in a garden while a s**..., beautiful, big breasted, n**... model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!
I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name
Does Quasimodo ring a bell?
A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly...
Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell.
I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog.
The librarian said that they may or may not have it, but that it rings a bell.
p**... rings his new girlfriend's door
p**... rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says p**..., 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
I asked a librarian
About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not.
Pavlov hears a bell ring...
He says, "Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"
Modern art is easy to understand.
If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.
I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.
He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.
#b**... b**... b**...
He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"
I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"
My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project.
I remember the time I did that, in middle school.
Rings A Bell.
Napping at work
Sometimes, when I'm sure people can only see the back of my head, I enjoy sneaking in a quick catnap at work. They never last too long though, invariably someone rings the bell telling me they want to get off my bus.
Pavlov walks into a cafe...
...and orders a breakfast. "Sure," the lady says. "I'll let you know when it's ready." After a little while, she places his tray on the counter and rings the bell. Pavlov leaps up and exclaims, "Oh my gosh, I have to feed the dogs!"
A man walks into a library
and asks the librarian at the info desk if they have any books on Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat. The librarian thinks for a moment before replying "It rings a bell but I'm not sure whether it's there or not."
A village of mathematical functions is slumbering
when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to s**... the poor exponential.
What do you call the guy with no arms or legs that works up in the bell tower?
What do you call the guy with no arms or legs that works up in the bell tower?
I can't remember his name, but his face sure does ring a bell.
The one of many dad jokes I heard last night.
I don't remember all the characters' names from "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame"
but Quasimodo rings a bell.
I saw justice in action today for the first time ever.
I went out for breakfast this morning with my girlfriend, saw a Jehovah's Witness lock himself out of his own house. Kept ringing the bell.
A rather old one.
Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.
"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"
His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."
Campanology
Now theres a hobby that rings my bell.
tldr: I like ringing bells.
Do you remember why Bill got fired as a Salvation Army Santa Claus?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Netflix should make a series about what Mormons say before they ring the door bell.
I would binge watch the shucks out of it.
Why are pigs not allowed to ride bikes?
Because they lack the thumbs to ring the bell.
Someone asked me if i knew what a clapper was.
I said, "It rings a bell".
Too guys trying to escape a prison
Last fence they have to jump has bells on it. First guy jumps, touches the wires and the bells ring.
They guard says:- Who goes there?
The guy makes a noise:-Meow!
Guard says: -oh, its just a cat.
Second guy jumps, hits the wires, bells ring.
Guard says: -Who goes there?
Second guy:-Just another cat.
Friend: Have you heard of the school that was closed recently?
Me: It doesn't ring a bell
Went to the library to get a book co-written by Pavlov and Schroedinger.
Librarian said "it rings a bell but I'm not sure if we have it in or not"
A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....
He goes to the door and rings the bell. A sweet old lady opens the door and says, "Oh, what a handsome pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?"
The cute little boy replies, "Under my buccan hat!"
A man walked into the library and asked the librarian if the library had any books about Pavlov's dog and schrodinger's cat?
After thinking a moment the librarian responded," It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
If a Malaysian and a Korean took part in a competition...
in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?
The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.
My friend asked me if I knew what campanology was
I said the name rings a bell
I heard this joke about tinnitus, but I forgot how it goes . . .
Is this ringing a bell for anyone?
So this hot babe goes to a fancy dress party stark n**... and rings the bell.
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The host opens the door and sees her standing there brazenly, tapping her forefinger on her chin.
Host: What are you?
Hot babe: A self-tapping screw!
p**... rings his new girlfriend's door bell
p**... rings his new girlfriend's door bell, holding a
big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips
her knickers off and says
'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says p**...,
'You must have a vase somewhere!'
Who invented the first telephone?
Does it ring any bells?
A man goes to visit his wife who is in a coma.
One of the nurses pulls him aside and tells him that she's heard that occasionally o**... s**... will cause the person in a coma to wake up. The stimulation could literally jar the person awake. With a sly wink she leaves the hubby alone with his wife. A few minutes later alarm bells are ringing and he's screaming for help. The nurse rushes in to find the hubby pulling up his pants screaming, "I did what you said, but I think she choked."
A woman is preparing a dinner for her parents and sends her husband out to buy some fresh snails.
The husband buys the snails then pops into the pub for a quick drink. One thing leads to another and he stays for a few rounds, so many in fact, that by the time he leaves it's nine in the evening. Realizing he's extremely late the husband runs home, pours the snails over the path leading to his house, then he rings the bell. His furious wife opens the door. 'Where the h**... have you been?' she screams. The husband waves back to the snails, 'Come on, lads!' he shouts 'We're nearly there!'
Coincidentally, my friend asked me if I knew who Pavlov was while I was taking my intro to Psychology class.
I told him: "yeah, that name rings a bell"
My girlfriend of two years dumped me on her birthday. I dont know why she was so mad, I got her EXACTLY what she asked for; 10 cents and a bell...
...upon further reflection, I may have misunderstood "a dime and ring", my bad.
Pavlov walks into a bar ...
The bell rings, and he says:
"Oh sh*t, I forgot to feed my dogs."
Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating by himself dressed as a pirate...
One of the many houses he visits, was an elderly lady in town. He rings the door bell and the lady opens the door.
Johnny: Trick or treat!
Lady: Ohhhh your a cute little pirate! But, where's your buccaneers?
Johnny: *Sighs and points to his ears* They're right here! Where's your buccaneyes?
I bought my wife a alarm clock which abuses you instead of ringing bells.
She's in for a rude awakening.
My girlfriend used to ring a bell every time she wanted s**....
Now it's hard for me to walk past a church.
Breaking bad
I was talking to someone about Breaking Bad and they asked me if I remembered who Hector Salamanca was, I told them that he rings a bell
Do I know what door k**... are?
Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
Speaking of loft insulation
I had a man ring the bell the other day and ask if I was interested in getting felt up in the attic, so I punched him in the face and slammed the door.
Pavlov walks into a hotel.
He rings the bell button on the reception desk and exclaims, "I forgot to feed my dogs".
Someone rings at the bell in the middle of the night
He goes downstairs, opens the door and finds a man with a menacing look who says:
- I traveled all the way from Tunisia and I'm here to kill you!
- TO WHAT?!
- Tunisia
(I believe the original is in Portuguese or Spanish and the man comes from Paraguai but I think you all deserve to hear this good joke)
Quasimodo is about to ring the bell for 3pm when the rope snaps.
He knows he has to ring it but doesn't know how. Then he has an idea. He takes a big run up and uses his face to ring it. Bloodied and cut he does it again. Battered and bruised he does it one more time, but the bell swings back and knocks him off the tower down to the floor below.
Lying dead in a b**... heap, he's surrounded by towns people. o**... says "who's that?"
His pal said "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."