The Best 9 Bell Ringer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bell Ringer jokes. There are some bell ringer belfry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bell ringer bell ringing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bell Ringer Jokes and Puns

A monastery's bell ringer died and the monks put an ad in the paper for a new one.

The next day a man comes to the door to apply and he has no arms. The head monk says:

"Sir, how can you ring our bell if you have no arms?"

The applicant replied, "Just give me a chance, take me to the bell tower and I'll show you."

The all get to the bell tower and ask him to show them how he plans to do it. The applicant gets a running start and slams his face into the bell "RINNNNNNGGGGGGGG"

Before anyone could stop him, he backs up and runs smack into the bell again and falls to the ground dead.

The head monk spoke up, "Did anyone catch his name?"

Another monk said, "No, but his face sure rings a bell."

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

I decided to audition for the Middle Earth Church Bell Ringers Society.

It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:

Toll keenly.

Bell Ringer joke, I decided to audition for the Middle Earth Church Bell Ringers Society.

Finally got my dream job as a church bell ringer

It's my first day though so they're just showing me the ropes

Did you hear the one about the haunted bell tower?

You wouldn't want to hear it, it's a dead ringer.


I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing

They were having a right old ding-dong

Thought I would do something admirable this holiday season and donate a kidney

but I got nothing but grief from the Salvation Army bell ringer who's bucket I was trying to shove it in

Bell Ringer joke, Thought I would do something admirable this holiday season and donate a kidney

Why did so many bell ringers die in WW1?

Because they were on stealth missions.

Yesterday I saw one of those Salvation Army bell ringing guys outside the grocery store and he looked JUST like a zombie...

Dead ringer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bell ringer tolls jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bell ringer chime piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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