The Best 5 Bell Peppers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bell Peppers jokes. There are some bell peppers noddy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bell peppers dr pepper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bell Peppers Jokes and Puns

So this bell pepper spots a jalapeño walking on the streets...

and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"

"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"

Why did the baby bell pepper put on a sweater?

Because it was a little chili.

How do great scientists like to eat their peppers?

All fried. No bell.

There's a protocol when it comes to bears [Long]

If you go camping, you should carry bells so not to startle a bear and be attacked, and pepper spray in case it does.

It would help to learn the scat of the bear, so you can avoid areas with dangerous species.

Brown and black bear's is small and dark.

Grizzly's is large, light in color, has bells in it and smells like pepper spray.

The best way to protect yourself from grizzly bears is to wear bells and carry pepper spray

Next you need to be able to identify their feces, it has little bells in it and smells like pepper.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bell peppers red hot chili peppers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bell peppers salt and pepper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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