The Best 63 Bell Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Bell Jokes and Puns
There once was a baby born with no arms. His parents put him on the church's stairs and vanished.
The local priest took him in and raised him, eventually giving him the job of ringing the bell for evening mass. So, each day, the child lined up from across the room and ran as fast as he could to hit the bell with his head.
One day, the priest ate a banana and left the peel lying by the bell. As the child was running running running, he slipped on the banana peel and fell out the window to his death. When the cops came to investigate, the asked the priest for the child's name.
The priest said I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
Dating in 1962
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!
A monastery's bell ringer died and the monks put an ad in the paper for a new one.
The next day a man comes to the door to apply and he has no arms. The head monk says:
"Sir, how can you ring our bell if you have no arms?"
The applicant replied, "Just give me a chance, take me to the bell tower and I'll show you."
The all get to the bell tower and ask him to show them how he plans to do it. The applicant gets a running start and slams his face into the bell "RINNNNNNGGGGGGGG"
Before anyone could stop him, he backs up and runs smack into the bell again and falls to the ground dead.
The head monk spoke up, "Did anyone catch his name?"
Another monk said, "No, but his face sure rings a bell."
A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her, and could fulfill her sex life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the door bell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the sex life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Bellboy
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
Pavlov goes on a trip...
But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog.
Pavlov is sitting at a bar...
...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
Twelve Italian priests...
...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
The name Pavlov
rings a bell.
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Don't ever go to the top of the bell curve.
Everyone there is mean.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat
She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."
Pavlov was drinking in a bar
and chatting with some fellow scientists. The time flew by, and before he knew it the barman loudly rang the bell signalling last orders.
Pavlov clapped a hand to his forehead, 'Oh crap!' he cried. 'I forgot to feed the dog!'
What's a fat kids favourite instrument?
The dinner bell
I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov
He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."
A photon checks into a motel
the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want...
I get hard every time.
So I ask my local librarian...
If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not.
Modern art is easy to understand.
If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.
[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?
Air Conditioning
FRESH HARAMBE OF BELL AIR....
In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......
I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.
He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.
#BONG BONG BONG
He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"
I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"
Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?
because he is a Boxer
I got gas for $1.08 today...
...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I went to the public library yesterday looking for that one book about Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat.
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
A man walks into a library
and asks the librarian at the info desk if they have any books on Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat. The librarian thinks for a moment before replying "It rings a bell but I'm not sure whether it's there or not."
I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican."
It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bell hop asks "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."
I got gas today for $1.49.
I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
A blind guy rang my door bell...
When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.
The secret to Pavlov's hair?
Just a classical conditioner.
(I hope the name rings a bell)
What do you give a country that hasn't rang it's bell for war in 100 years?
A no bell peace prize.
My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, holding a
big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips
her knickers off and says
'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says Paddy,
'You must have a vase somewhere!'
The man who invented knock-knock jokes
should get a no bell prize.
A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements.
1. He shouldn't beat me.
2. He shouldn't leave me.
Third and most important.
3. He should be great in bed.
One week later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Peter. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."
The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the hell are you supposed to be great in bed then? Didn't you read the third requirement?"
I think You're mistaken my lady.
Peter replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"
I asked a librarian for a book on Schrodinger's Cat and Pavlov's dog
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already.
It's my jingle bell rock.
A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger.
The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
Have you heard about the man who goes around knocking on doors?
"Doesn't ring a bell"
"That's him!"
My girlfriend messaged me to say she's breaking up with me because I'm too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away
That'll teach her
My girlfriend used to ring a bell every time she wanted sex.
Now it's hard for me to walk past a church.
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Young adult novel
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Quasimodo is about to ring the bell for 3pm when the rope snaps.
He knows he has to ring it but doesn't know how. Then he has an idea. He takes a big run up and uses his face to ring it. Bloodied and cut he does it again. Battered and bruised he does it one more time, but the bell swings back and knocks him off the tower down to the floor below.
Lying dead in a bloody heap, he's surrounded by towns people. One guy says "who's that?"
His pal said "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure...
So I took a trip to the library to see if they
had a copy.
The librarian said that my description rang a
bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I decided to audition for the Middle Earth Church Bell Ringers Society.
It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
Toll keenly.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov.
She said she'd have to check to be sure, but that the name rang a bell.
Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone.
Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
Just got arrested for blowing up my school's toilets.
I mean, what did you really expect, building a high school next to a Taco Bell?
What did a volcano say after eating Taco Bell?
"I think I had a pyroclastic flow in my pants..."
where can you still get gas for a dollar?
taco bell
What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell?
Phony
Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50
It was from a Taco Bell...
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