Bell Jokes

• Short Bell Jokes
• Bell One Liners
• Bell Ringing Jokes
• Taco Bell Jokes
• Bell Ringer Jokes
• Graham Bell Jokes
• Liberty Bell Jokes
• More Bell Jokes

Funniest Bell Short Jokes

Short bell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bell humour may include short belt jokes also.

1. I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
2. I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
3. I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
4. Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
5. A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
6. "A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat." "The librarian says, 'It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not!'"
7. A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
8. Why do farmers put bells on their cows? Because their horns don't work.
   (From my 6yo who loves her new joke book.)
9. A blind guy rang my door bell... When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.
10. A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
    The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"

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Bell One Liners

Which bell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bell? I can suggest the ones about bill and berry.

1. Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
2. I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
3. What happened when Tinker Bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
4. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
5. Don't ever go to the top of the bell curve. Everyone there is mean.
6. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
7. What's the only prize that Gaston won in beauty and the beast? The No Belle prize.
8. [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
9. The creator of the very first knock knock joke.. Must have won a no-bell prize
10. Why do cows wear bells? because their horns don't work.
11. Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… I said, No, but his name rings a bell.
12. What do you call a concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans? A Simphony.
13. Did you hear? Gaston won an award! He won the No Belle prize.
14. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
15. What did the person who invented knock-knock jokes win? A no-bell prize!

Bell Ringing Jokes

Here is a list of funny bell ringing jokes and even better bell ringing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you heard about the man who goes around knocking on doors? "Doesn't ring a bell"
  "That's him!"
• The secret to Pavlov's hair? Just a classical conditioner.
  (I hope the name rings a bell)
• A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."
• A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
• I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."
• Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog.
• Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.
• The name Pavlov rings a bell.
• "Have you ever heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame?" "It rings a bell"
• Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

Taco Bell Jokes

Here is a list of funny taco bell jokes and even better taco bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
• I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
• I love taco bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
• I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
• I got gas for 2$ today. The Taco Bell value menu still slaps though
• Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50 It was from a Taco Bell...
• Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.
• What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
• DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
• I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once.. They kindly asked me to get off the counter

Bell Ringer Jokes

Here is a list of funny bell ringer jokes and even better bell ringer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army.
• I decided to audition for the middle earth Church Bell Ringers Society. It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
  Toll keenly.
• Finally got my dream job as a church bell ringer It's my first day though so they're just showing me the ropes
• Did you hear the one about the haunted bell tower? You wouldn't want to hear it, it's a dead ringer.
• Thought I would do something admirable this holiday season and donate a kidney but I got nothing but grief from the Salvation Army bell ringer who's bucket I was trying to shove it in
• Why did so many bell ringers die in WW1? Because they were on stealth missions.
• Yesterday I saw one of those Salvation Army bell ringing guys outside the grocery store and he looked JUST like a zombie... Dead ringer.
• I walked past the church and I clearly heard two bell-ringers arguing They were having a right old ding-d**...

Graham Bell Jokes

Here is a list of funny graham bell jokes and even better graham bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
  When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
• What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
• Chuck Norris jokes When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
• Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a "no bell" prize.
• Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
• Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
• We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
• TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in.
• I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?

Liberty Bell Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberty bell jokes and even better liberty bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!
• One time I f**... and it sounded like the liberty bell It even had a crack in it

Hilarious Fun Bell Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about bell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bell pranks.