Bell Jokes
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Funny jokes about bells! From the iconic Liberty Bell to tinkling church bells, discover the best of bell jokes about ringing, tolling, and clanging. Get ready to laugh with these jokes about Taco Bell, Nobel bells, Kettlebells, and the mysterious Belfry.
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Short bell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bell humour may include short belt jokes also.
- I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
- Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
- Why do farmers put bells on their cows? Because their horns don't work.
(From my 6yo who loves her new joke book.) - A blind guy rang my door bell... When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.
- My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
- PSA: I'm starting a minimalist orchestra! It's just like a regular orchestra but without the bells and whistles.
- Have you heard about the man who goes around knocking on doors? "Doesn't ring a bell"
"That's him!" - The secret to Pavlov's hair? Just a classical conditioner.
(I hope the name rings a bell) - My girlfriend messaged me to say she's breaking up with me because I'm too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away That'll teach her
- What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?
A church bell peals from the steeple.
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Bell One Liners
Which bell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bell? I can suggest the ones about bill and berry.
- Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell
- I got gas today for $1.57 Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell…
- What happened when Tinker Bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
- Don't ever go to the top of the bell curve. Everyone there is mean.
- What's the only prize that Gaston won in beauty and the beast? The No Belle prize.
- [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
- Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… I said, No, but his name rings a bell.
- What do you call a concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans? A Simphony.
- What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
- What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize
- I once made a small boat out of a large bell. It was a little dingy
- Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way
- I got gas for 2$ today. The taco bell value menu still slaps though
- Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer
Taco Bell Jokes
Here is a list of funny taco bell jokes and even better taco bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50 It was from a Taco Bell...
- What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
- DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
- I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once.. They kindly asked me to get off the counter
- In these tough times Taco Bell is providing more value than ever Where else can you get gas for $1.19?
- If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
- In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
- Taco Bell is like a 7-Eleven You go there for food and get gas.
- If "lysis" in biology means the process of breaking down or disintegration "Analysis" is what happens after Taco Bell.
- Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas
Bell Ringer Jokes
Here is a list of funny bell ringer jokes and even better bell ringer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I decided to audition for the middle earth Church Bell Ringers Society. It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
Toll keenly. - Finally got my dream job as a church bell ringer It's my first day though so they're just showing me the ropes
- Did you hear the one about the haunted bell tower? You wouldn't want to hear it, it's a dead ringer.
- Thought I would do something admirable this holiday season and donate a kidney but I got nothing but grief from the Salvation Army bell ringer who's bucket I was trying to shove it in
- Why did so many bell ringers die in WW1? Because they were on stealth missions.
- Yesterday I saw one of those Salvation Army bell ringing guys outside the grocery store and he looked JUST like a zombie... Dead ringer.
Graham Bell Jokes
Here is a list of funny graham bell jokes and even better graham bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. - What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
- Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a "no bell" prize.
- Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
- Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
- We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
- TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in.
- I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?
Liberty Bell Jokes
Here is a list of funny liberty bell jokes and even better liberty bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!
Tinker Bell Jokes
Here is a list of funny tinker bell jokes and even better tinker bell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Hilarious Fun Bell Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about bell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bell pranks.
There once was a baby born with no arms. His parents put him on the church's stairs and vanished.
The local priest took him in and raised him, eventually giving him the job of ringing the bell for evening mass. So, each day, the child lined up from across the room and ran as fast as he could to hit the bell with his head.
One day, the priest ate a banana and left the peel lying by the bell. As the child was running running running, he slipped on the banana peel and fell out the window to his death. When the cops came to investigate, the asked the priest for the child's name.
The priest said I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December....
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
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Dating in 1962
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!
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A monastery's bell ringer died and the monks put an ad in the paper for a new one.
The next day a man comes to the door to apply and he has no arms. The head monk says:
"Sir, how can you ring our bell if you have no arms?"
The applicant replied, "Just give me a chance, take me to the bell tower and I'll show you."
The all get to the bell tower and ask him to show them how he plans to do it. The applicant gets a running start and slams his face into the bell "RINNNNNNGGGGGGGG"
Before anyone could stop him, he backs up and runs s**... into the bell again and falls to the ground dead.
The head monk spoke up, "Did anyone catch his name?"
Another monk said, "No, but his face sure rings a bell."
Costume Ideas
For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell.
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A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her, and could fulfill her s**... life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the door bell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the s**... life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
Bellboy
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
Pavlov goes on a trip...
But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog.
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Electrical Joke
Dad was a Bell System engineer. I told him that he had put up with BS for 40 years. But that is not his joke. His was:
How long is a short circuit?
As long as it takes to ***find*** it!
True Story from South Carolina
A real estate agent said she saw a for sale sign leaned against a stump in front of a house. She saw a car in the driveway and decided to stop and inquire about the property. She rang the bell, an old man appeared, she explained who she was and asked how much the house was listed for. The old man laughed and said "Lady the house aint for sale, the stump is."
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Twelve Italian priests...
...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally n**..., in a garden while a s**..., beautiful, big breasted, n**... model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!
The name Pavlov
rings a bell.
So this bell pepper spots a jalapeño walking on the streets...
and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"
"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"
A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly...
Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell.
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Three Universities ...
Three Universities all done research into why a mans bell end is shaped the way it is.
Oxford Uni spent £100,000 in 6 months and came to the conclusion it is for the pleasure of the woman.
Cambridge Uni spent £250,000 in 18 months and came to the conclusion its for the pleasure of the man.
Dublin Uni spent 50 pence in 5 minutes and came to the conclusion its to stop your hand flying off the end.
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He was just sitting there, cleaning his teeth
At work today all of a sudden this bell started going off and everyone was panicking because we thought something bad was gonna happen. Well, o**... who had been working there for a while was just sitting around cleaning his teeth, so i asked him what's up and he says, "oh don't worry about that it's a floss alarm".
Things that we wished were delivered
1. Taco Bell
2. OP
3.
Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?
Because he's a Wrap God
Pavlov hears a bell ring...
He says, "Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"
I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov
He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."
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I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want...
I get hard every time.
Modern art is easy to understand.
If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.
The owner of Bell Incorporated has just died...
The first in line to receive the inheritance is the owner's son, who gladly accepts it. However, the company lawyer says that he needs to take a photo of him for legal purposes. After developing the photo, he sends it off to the employees in the company to announce their new boss. He says "Here's the fresh prints of Bell heir".
FRESH HARAMBE OF BELL AIR....
In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......
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Ice Cream Truck
My grandfather passed away recently and when we asked grandma how he died she said it was while they were making love. Surprised, we asked how they manage to be s**... active at their age. Grandma revealed that granddad times his strokes with sound of the local church bell to keep his heart rate at a low steady pace. Confused, we asked how did he die then? Grandma said, well unfortunately, an ice cream truck came along.
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I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.
He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.
#b**... b**... b**...
He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"
I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"
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s**... bell
What do you call a s**... bell?
A dumbbell.
Do you know that percussionist in the band?
Yeah, he rings a bell.
Ever heard of the "door knocker"?
No? It doesn't ring a bell?
Pavlov walks into a cafe...
...and orders a breakfast. "Sure," the lady says. "I'll let you know when it's ready." After a little while, she places his tray on the counter and rings the bell. Pavlov leaps up and exclaims, "Oh my gosh, I have to feed the dogs!"
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out?
Taco Bell
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I always wear a bell around my neck when I'm m**... when people are home.
So they can hear me coming.
The bellboy
The vacationer paid his hotel bill then yelled to the bellboy, "Please-hurry! Run up to room 1026 and see if I left me briefcase and overcoat. Hurry-please! I've got just six minutes to make my plane!" Four minutes later, the bellboy came back, terribly out of breath. "Yes sir," he reported. "They're up there!"
What do you call the guy with no arms or legs that works up in the bell tower?
What do you call the guy with no arms or legs that works up in the bell tower?
I can't remember his name, but his face sure does ring a bell.
The one of many dad jokes I heard last night.
I don't remember all the characters' names from "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame"
but Quasimodo rings a bell.
Does the telephone remind you of anything?
No, but it rings a bell
A rather old one.
Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.
"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"
His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."
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A fiery d**..., clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled d**....
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
What beats jingle bell scissors?
Jingle bell rock
What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
A beanerschnitzel.
I'm so sorry...
Someone asked me if i knew what a clapper was.
I said, "It rings a bell".
As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.
To help us get more runs than our opponent.
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I remember learning about Pavlov's law in psychology class and thinking those s**... dogs...
Then the bell rang and we all went to lunch
What do you give a country that hasn't rang it's bell for war in 100 years?
A no bell peace prize.
Psychology Professor: Who here has heard of Pavlov?
Me: Rings a bell
Almost a Knock-Knock joke
In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.
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My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, m**....
Why doesn't the bell ring at the gym?
It's a dumb-bell.
What stinks and sounds like a bell?
DUNNNNNGGGGGG!
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A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements.
1. He shouldn't beat me.
2. He shouldn't leave me.
Third and most important.
3. He should be great in bed.
One week later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Peter. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."
The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the h**... are you supposed to be great in bed then? Didn't you read the third requirement?"
I think You're mistaken my lady.
Peter replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"
Which cow needs to wear a bell?
The one whose horns don't work.
Edward Carrington Marshal, the only son of John Marshall, who was the original owner of the famous Liberty Bell, was found dead.
Police suspect Will Smith, since his fresh prints were found on the bell heir.
Whats the difference between my son and taco bell
I love taco bell
Coincidentally, my friend asked me if I knew who Pavlov was while I was taking my intro to Psychology class.
I told him: "yeah, that name rings a bell"
Girl guides
I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was
selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting
several homes, she commented on the different styles of
doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.
We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound like.
At the precise moment she touched the doorbell at one house,
the church tower began to chime. She wheeled around with a look
of amazement on her face. "Now THAT'S a a door bell"
My girlfriend of two years dumped me on her birthday. I dont know why she was so mad, I got her EXACTLY what she asked for; 10 cents and a bell...
...upon further reflection, I may have misunderstood "a dime and ring", my bad.
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.
5 minutes before the bell, Bob handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Bob!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?"
"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do."
Quasimodo.
That name rings a bell.
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Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already.
It's my jingle bell rock.
What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show?
The Simpsons
