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21 belive jokes and hilarious belive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about belive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Belive Short Jokes

Short belive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The belive humour may include short humanity jokes also.

  1. Flat Earthers It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
  2. How come chinese kids dont belive in santa claus? Because they're the ones that make the toys.
  3. I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway.
  4. When I told my friend how my dad drowned in the longest river on earth, he didn't belive me. He was in denial.
  5. An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
    "Sir i belive you have a cataract"
    "Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln"
  6. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy.
  7. If you read while sunbathing might get.. Well red.
    I belive the door out was over here.
  8. A Pun *at a psycology cabinet*
    Nurse : Doctor , there is a patient here that belives he is invisible !
    The Doctor : Tell him i can't see him now !
  9. Guys, the book of Revelation is finally coming true, if you don't belive me, look it up... We've heard the final Trump-Pence.
  10. You wouldn't belive the amount of women i've slept with! I mean, i've never met a 57 year old v**... before.

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Belive One Liners

Which belive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with belive? I can suggest the ones about myth and divine.

  1. Jesus and me have one thing in common: more and more people stop beliveing in me
  2. I didn't belive that monkeys existed. Then I saw a Monkee. Now I'm a Believer.
  3. What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet? A May-Sayer
  4. I told my agnoatic father that I belive in god He didn't know what to believe
  5. What do u say to a man stuck in a tub of margarine I Can't Belive Its Not Butter
  6. You wont belive what dangers are in the sea! Number #7 will shock you!
  7. What did the atheist say when he saw god. Nothing, he just didn't belive what he saw.

Belive joke, What did the atheist say when he saw god.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about belive can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of belive puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughter Belive Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about belive you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean forgiveness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make belive prank.

A group of priests stand by the road...

... holding a sign "IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK. THIS PATH IS DOOMED!!" Most people just drive by but then suddenly someone stops and yells at the priests: "No one will belive this religious b**...! You're wasting your time!" After that one of the priests says: Maby we should just write "The bridge has fallen!"?

A dog is a man's best friend

A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me?
Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you

Sad dad joke

2 dads are laying side by side on their death beds in the hospital, ome dad turns to the other and says
"how are you holding up buddy?"
"Not good, the doctor said im dying"
"huh the docter told me same thing, I cant belive a medical professional would mess both our names up like that!"
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Belive joke, I told my agnoatic father that I belive in god

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The impact of these belive jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.