The Best 32 Belief Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Belief jokes. There are some belief spiritual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these belief unshakable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Belief Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a psychologist's office

The psychologist says, "Tell me about yourself?"

The man replies, "It is my deeply held belief that I am in fact a moth."

The psychologist is a little surprised, but being a professional, he thinks for a moment and says, "Well, I am sure I can help you overcome that."

Indignant, the man shoots back, "No way! I love being a moth, thank-you very much!"

"So why on Earth did you come in here?"

"Oh, well I was just passing by and I saw your light on..."

Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family.

Dad, why should I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?

Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women...

Just not very many

Belief joke, Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women...

My professor asked me to define narcissism

I said "It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."

Funny unknown historical fact:

Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava

but only once


The eternal belief that you're always one-third of the way to a threesome.

Belief joke, Optimism

This really crashes my belief system.

Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year.

I want you to know I'm not racist...

Like I said. I'm not racist. I have nothing against people of color, any kind of spiritual belief, or any political backing.

However. I do have something against amputees. I don't know what it is about them, but I just feel like they're missing something.

Contrary to popular belief, Children are not a natural occurrence...

Turns out they are Man-made.

Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see...

the Nazis were known for rounding them up.

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Contrary to popular belief there was more sex on the TV in the 50s and 60s than there is now.

Modern TVs can't support the weight.

I'm not a father due to my belief of being pro-choice

When my girlfriend was pregnant I chose to leave

A walk to the zoo.

A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.

I believe that all convicted rapists should be castrated by the state...

I have no moral or philosophical reasoning behind this belief. I just really need a job right now.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm an optimist

I am confident that I'll die tomorrow

Belief joke, Contrary to popular belief, I'm an optimist

If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it?

Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen.

Contrary to popular belief vampires do like stakes

They are great gamblers

I think beliefs are the core of humanity...

But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

I identify as a sexual atheist

With a strong belief that I will never get laid.

Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans?

The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world.

What do you call a belief that states that Zeus' significant other was a man?

A Herus-y!

My dad said he was going out to get cigarettes, but..

despite popular belief he did come back, and ill never forget the first thing he said to me when he did

"i forgot my wallet."

Contrary to popular belief, most people have two legs, and forearms.

Contrary to popular belief...

... the current President of the US is **not** from Orange County, CA.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Scientists recently discovered that contrary to popular belief, all natural mushrooms are edible

Albeit some you can only eat them once...

My family has started to really challenge my belief that all future events are preordained.

But I guess that was bound to happen.


The belief that wherever you are, and whatever you are doing, a dog is watching you.


Accidentally getting letters of words in the wrong order.

Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers

They are emotionally draining...

Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia.

Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere.

contrary to popular belief...

boko haram is not a street fighter character.

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