Beings Jokes
37 beings jokes and hilarious beings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Beings Short Jokes
Short beings jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beings humour may include short elves jokes also.
- Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas! - A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings... Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners had been discovered.
- Why did Gandalf opt to send Frodo, of all beings, on the most perilous mission Middle-Earth had ever known? Force of hobbit.
- A sign on an establishment reads "No all-knowing beings permitted." The second line reads "You know what you did."
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
- I should send a text message to Voyager 1 satellite. I am more likely to get a response from it than I do with human beings on Facebook and text messages.
- 40 injured in local psychiatric hospital fire. Among them 17 men, 6 batmen, 4 dragons, 9 elves, 3 energy beings and 1 pokemon.
- There are ₁∫^e^2(1/x) dx types of people on earth. Those who get this joke and normal human beings
- There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men. lol....
- YOLO for different beings: YOLT = James Bond
OOYL= Yoda
YOLN = Cats
YOLF = Vampires
YNLO = Aborted babies
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Beings One Liners
Which beings one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beings? I can suggest the ones about humanity and mankind.
- People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good
- How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?
- Technology will never replace human beings! Lab-grown meat just isn't the same.
- I love short people They are the most down to earth human beings
- The people of Columbia are not only human beings... ..., they are Colum-beings.
- Fear the influence of the Time Beings People will do the worst things just for them.
- Commercial valu Gets results with with e-lue beings
Treating ignores empty rughts - What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings. - DID YOU KNOW? I am superior to all human beings -- except people.
- Black people are human beings.
- For logic-based beings. !!...
Who's there?
Same as before.
Human Beings Jokes
Here is a list of funny human beings jokes and even better human beings puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's two things I hate in this world: 1)Human beings
2)People that single themselves out - How many human beings does it takes to screw in a light bulb? Don't be silly. That's impossible.
The Funniest Beings Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about beings you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beings pranks.
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room
The grandfather says to his grand daughter;
' Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya'
The grand daughter says;
' Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it's the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now'. 'Here take my phone', she hands over her phone to the old man.
The grandfather then takes her phone and throws it at the spider sitting on the wall
Dad you told me yesterday that we all came from Adam and Eve,
when I asked you about our ancestral history. "ok, then what" said dad. But mom was telling something different. She said that we all were monkeys and with passage of time and evolution changed us to human beings. Dad had a sigh of relief and replied, I was talking about my family, she was talking about her family.
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What do you call hypocrite , autistic , cringy , lying delusional human beings ?
Youtubers (90%)
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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
I was at a rock and roll concert...
...and the lead singer came up and said: "how many of you feel human being tonight?"
Then he said: "how many of you feel like animals?"
And everyone cheered after the animals part.
But I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question. - Mitch Hedberg
John was at Sunday School. This particular lesson, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little John listened intently as they explained how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, and asked: John what is the matter, are you feeling okay?
Little John responded: I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife!
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s**... RESULTS
s**... shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, s**... would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships.
Beings from another world abducted me last night and tried to convert me to Anglicanism.
I guess they were Episcopaliens.
