Being Alone Jokes

Funniest Being Alone Short Jokes

Short being alone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The being alone humour may include short living alone jokes also.

1. I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
2. When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat Is a warm toilet seat
3. If any of you are sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember... that nobody loves you on any other day of the year, and valentine's day shouldn't be any different.
4. Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
   PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
5. If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore.
6. What's the difference between the USA and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
7. I asked my dad why did he become a pilot. He said, "to conquer my greatest fear." "The fear of flying?", I asked.
   "No," said dad. "The fear of dying alone."
8. I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone "Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
   "No" she sobbed
   I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage
9. If anyone is alone this Christmas and has nobody to spend it with, please let me know.. I really need to borrow some chair
10. After my proctology exam I was left alone in the exam room for a few minutes. Then the nurse came in and whispered three words no man ever wants to hear. "Who was that?"

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Being Alone One Liners

Which being alone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with being alone? I can suggest the ones about being single and loneliness.

1. After my ex died, I couldn't shower alone for 10 years But I'm out of prison now
2. Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room? You're not alone.
3. When my wife died I couldn't shower alone for 12 years. But I'm out of prison now!
4. I'm afraid to die alone. So I became a bus driver.
5. If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone
6. Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo.
7. I didn't want to die alone... So I became a bus driver.
8. Don't want to die alone? Become a bus driver!
9. To everyone suffering from paranoia, let me just tell you: You are not alone.
10. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
11. How did the feminist die? Alone
12. Why do you see so many dyslexics walking in Paris? It's safer than walking alone.
13. If you're feeling paranoid, just remember… … you're not alone!
14. I just wanna say to all people suffering from Paranoia You are not alone
15. Do you suffer from schizophrenia? Just remember you're not alone

Silly & Ridiculous Being Alone Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about being alone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lonely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make being alone pranks.