Beige Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

I before E

Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.

What's the difference between a hooker, your girlfriend, and your wife?

When you're having sex a hooker says "are you done yet?" Your girlfriend says "you're done already?" And your wife says "beige, we should definitely paint the ceiling beige."

I want to repaint my room a shade of white...

...but I can't decide between "eggshell", "beige", or "2016 Oscars".

What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife?

A prostitute says "Faster, faster!"
A girlfriend says "More, more!"
A wife says "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...

...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"

The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

The mistress says "Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"

The wife says "Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say

Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet?

Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

It's always I before E

Except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.

What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife?

A hooker says "Faster! faster!"

A lover says "Slower....slooower..."

A housewife says "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones.

And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power.

What's the difference between a lover, a hooker, and a wife after twenty years of marriage?

Your lover says "Oooh, more, deeper, longer!"
Your hooker says "Cmon, cmon, let's get this over with!"
Your wife says "Beige! Beige! I'm going to paint the ceiling beige."

My son can only see in shades of beige,

Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness.

What's the difference between a J.A.P, a whore, and a nympho in bed?

A whore asks "Are you done yet?"
A nympho screams "More! More! More!"
And a J.A.P. (Jewish-American Princess) says "Beige, I think we'll paint the ceiling beige"

Beige is just...

alt white.

Beige is just...

Alt white

What's the most racist color?

Beige. It's alt white.

What are the funniest beige jokes of all time?

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