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49 behavioural jokes and hilarious behavioural puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about behavioural that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Behavioural Short Jokes

Short behavioural jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The behavioural humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What kind of behaviour could underline a serious problem in your relationship? When you feel like your partner is always trying to Ctrl+U.
  2. My wife wants to talk to me about my childish behaviour. Little does she know she can't enter my pillow fort without the secret password.
  3. How do parents punish their blind children for bad behaviour? They rearange the furniture.
  4. What have good cops and good prisoners in common? They both get released early for good behaviour.
  5. I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.
  6. Did you know Rocky Mountain wood ticks hunt in packs? They from a queue and move back and forth before they swoop in to bite you. They call this behaviour Lyme dancing.
  7. As compensation for their appalling behaviour, United Airlines are going to sponsor a lot more community sports and activities Their first project will be Drag Racing
  8. After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true... War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.
  9. What do you call it when the pope disagrees with the Catholic Church? Inapoperiate behaviour
  10. In exchange for good behaviour, an ISIS soldier gives a prisoner a free Netflix trial. What does the prisoner say? "That's the first time you've given anyone a trial."

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Behavioural One Liners

Which behavioural one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with behavioural? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What part of the brain regulates elk-like behaviour? The hypothalamoose.
  2. Why did the goldfish visit the behavioural therapist? He was acting unusually fish-ous
  3. What do you call Bruce Willis on his best behaviour? Good habits die hard
  4. What's an example of suspicious behaviour? A nun doing squats in a cucumber field
  5. I know someone who has got two of those new criminal behaviour orders... He is akrimbo...
  6. I'll take you to you limit, If you show me your end behaviour.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about behavioural can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of behavioural puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Behavioural Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about behavioural you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make behavioural prank.

George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.


This parrot was a very n**... parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."

Prince William visits the Royal Institute for the insane...

He inspects the facilities and has a cup of tea with the workers, just as his mother would have done. He then asks to speak to a few of the residents. The staff were hesitant to agree to the request, but seeing as he was the chief patron of the institute, they couldn`t say no.
After meeting a few crazy types, the prince found himself talking to a young man who appeared completely normal. The young man explained his situation, "Someone has made a mistake. I have no idea why I am here. As you can see from my behaviour I am perfectly fine and I could fit into the community immediately. I`ve written to a number of high ranking people but they refer me back to the manager here. I guess you are my only chance of getting released. Can you talk to someone on my behalf?"
Prince William was very impressed with the manner in which the young man spoke and promised that he`d do all he could for him. But as the prince got up to walk away and continue his tour, the young man punched him really hard in the back of the head.
The prince was stunned and turned to face the man who said, "That was just so you wouldn`t forget me."

My grandmother told me this one...

So it happens in a fancy restaurant.
One day, the hygiene commission arrives to see if the criterias are respected and the restaurant is clean and safe etc.
They observe that everytime someone orders a coffee with sugar, the waiters take one sugar cube with their fingers and put it next to the coffee, on the little plate. The inspector is disgusted by that behaviour and tells to the boss : "you must never touch the sugar with your hands ! What if an employee has been to the toilet and didn't wash their hands ? Use sugar tongs instead."
So the boss gathers his employees and tells them : "Here, take these. We've been told we had to use them, because sometimes you might go to the toilet without washing your hands, or whatever..." and he gives each waiter a pair of sugar tongs.
Moments later, the boss is wandering around when he sees one of the waiters preparing a coffee, and taking the sugar cube with his hands.
"What did I tell you earlier ?! Where are your tongs ?"
The waiter takes them from his pocket ; "here boss !"
"Why are you not using them ?"
"But, boss... I use them, like you told us ! Everytime I go to the toilet !"

Man with a mission

A guy is standing next to an open manhole cover. While smiling and giggling he points down towards the manhole and keeps repeating Twenty six... Twenty six.. Continuosly.
Curiosity got the better of one drunk passerby who was slightly amused by this behaviour. He moves closer to the dude standing by the manhole and asks with a smile on his face.. Hey.... What you upto ?
The guy with a clearly visible grin and a hint of increasing excitement on his face, looks down towards the manhole and points to it then says TWENTY SIX !!!....TWENTY SIX !!!
The drunk man decides to move closer to the manhole to have a better look. Just that moment when the drunk man bends over to look inside the manhole, he is pushed down inside by the lunatic. The lunatic laughs and giggles uncontrolably and starts saying... Twenty Seven.. Twenty Seven..

La fille

An Italian man and a French man both worked at the same construction site, and one day the Italian man came into work and noticed the French man smelling his finger. Confused at his odd behaviour, he questioned his co-worker, to which he replied, "Ah, la fille! La fille!"
A sense of understanding came over the Italian man, and their work day ended shortly thereafter.
The next day, the Italian man again found the French man smelling his finger. "La fille, la fille." The Italian man loudly sniffed his arm from wrist to shoulder and screamed, "MARIAAAAA!"

TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit.

This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding...

.....but the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "Last year my wife ran away with a cop. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

What's the difference between obsequious behaviour towards someone important in order to gain advantage and John Wayne Gacy wearing a top hat and monocle?

One is sycophancy and the other is a fancy sicko.
(As far as I'm aware this is an original joke that I created and am quite pleased with)

I caught a man staring into my car the other day...

When I confronted him of his suspicious behaviour he said: "I was merely admiring the handsome man in your car."

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.

One boy says: Elephant.
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boys says: Two elephants.
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behaviour. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: Maybe an elephant!

My neighbour came b**... on my door at 3am last night.

I couldn't believe such outrageous behaviour.
Luckily, I was up practicing on my drum kit at the time so I wasn't too startled by him.

I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour

He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him b**... the h**... in the garden.

Father, I must confess I've been having s**... with two gorgeous models everyday for the past month.

Father: Well, as a good catholic I can't condone this behaviour.
Man: I'm Jewish
Father: What are you telling me for then?
Man: *shrugs* I'm telling everybody.

A man was in confession asking for forgiveness at his local church.

Man: Father I have sinned.
Yesterday my wife was leaning against the sofa and she was wearing a short Dress she looked so s**... I couldn't control myself. I went up behind her and spread her legs and started ramming her from behind uncontrollably.
Priest: oh no no they don't like that sort of behaviour is heaven.
Man: No they don't like it in Walmart either.

A disgruntled man stands in the stands up and yells: "You can't walk on water!"

Odd behaviour, since it was at an ice-skating competition

You've been accused of jejune behaviour, racism, m**... and intolerance

Logan Paul: I'M VEGAN NOW!

My dad told me he wouldn't stand for my violent behaviour anymore

I thought that's pretty fair as I broke both of his legs yesterday

White people who are racist are dispicable

Their mentality is more reminiscent of black behaviour than white behaviour

Violent video games won't change our behaviour.

If people were influenced by video games, then the majority of Fakebook users would be farmers right now.

A piece of rope walks into a bar.

After very inappropriate behaviour, the bartender asks the rope to leave.
The rope leaves and gives itself a makeover by unravelling himself at the top and tying himself into a knot.
It returns the next day and the bartender asks Aren't you the same guy yesterday?
It says: I'm a frayed knot.

American jokes?

What are some jokes told in other countries about American behaviours?
Qu'est-ce que c'est tes blauges favoris qui parlents comment sont les americans?
Please list the country that it's from. Thanks!

A Korean immigrant was beaten up by police after they asked for his name and registration papers during a routine traffic stop.

"I never have received seen such bad behaviour by cops" said Mr Fuuk Yu.

God vs Satan

In contrast to popular beliefs, Heaven and h**... dont lie above each other, but next to each other.
Because God didnt want people be tempted to cross sides, he came to an agreement with Satan: they would have a wall build and split the bill afterwards.
Ofcourse as you could imagin when the wall was build, Satan plays deaf and dumb when it comes to the bill.
After some time God is fed up with Satan's behaviour and confronts him. "If you dont pay your share, i'll sue you!"
Satan shrugs and laughs: "what are you going to do? I got all the lawyers here"

What do you call a scientist who investigates early h**... sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?

An anthro-apologist.

Mans best friend

I was having troubles with my girlfriend.
We were always arguing, usually about my behaviour or my friends circle; mostly about nothing in my eyes.
One day she said why don't we get a dog. Great idea! We got a puppy and we went for a long drive into the country side.
When we got there, I opened the trunk to let them both out. Can you guess which one was pleased to see me?

Putin dies and goes to h**.......

Because of good behaviour he is allowed out for a few days and goes to Moscow, where he visits a bar. He orders a shot of v**... and asks:
\- Is Crimea ours?
\> Belongs to us.
\- And Donbas and Kiev?
\>Ours!
\- Perfect. How much is that?
\> Five euros.

A king used to be drunk throughout the day, no matter what the time, day, occasion was

Frustrated by his behaviour, the queen left the palace and vowed to never go back.
The king, drunk as usual and absolutely shocked by this news, asked his minister, what caused such extreme move of queen
Minister said, "Your highness"

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