The Best 9 Behavioral Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Behavioral jokes. There are some behavioral inspectors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these behavioral esoteric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Behavioral Jokes and Puns

Two behavioral psychologists were lying in bed after sex

One says the other, "So it was good for you, was it good for me?"

Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover?

I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.

Not many people know that B.F. Skinner, the famous behavioral psychologist, had a second career as a stage magician.

His big trick was pulling a habit out of a rat.

A Behavioral Psychologist just finished having sex with his wife

He turns to her and says "It was good for you, was it good for me?"

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!


There is no way Facebook is losing the lawsuit

Atleast not after knowing the behavioral profiles of the judicial panel

We'll call it "The cognitive and behavioral fun time vacation for people with ADHD"

'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct

Jason Voorhees: Celebrity Pet Psychologist

The Grim, Single-Minded Machete-Wielding Determination to End Your Pet's Behavioral Problems.

Yesterday I bought a book titled "Small is Beautiful".

I was disappointed when I knew it is about behavioral economics.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the behavioral cognitive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working behavioral economic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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