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- BREAKING: North korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery. They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
- Rock, paper and scissors have entered a race. Rock has begun to roll, but paper and scissors remain stationery.
- At age 12, I started responding, "Twelving like a pro." whenever someone asked me what I was up to. Growing older, I've begun to wonder if the payoff will really be worth it by age 69.
- I've begun investing heavily in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
- I joined a carpenters class the other day. We haven't made anything yet though, we've only just begun.
- Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?
- Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.
- So Toys-R-Us has begun to expand into inner city areas. But they've had to change the name to We-B-Toys.
- I joined a carpenters class last week, but I haven't made anything yet. We've only just begun.
- Work has already begun in preparation for the 2028 Olympic Games in Los Angeles Mostly by ISIS
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- I have begun identifying as a Michael Jackson impersonator My pronouns are now hee/hee
- Apple have begun making prison guards... Apparently they like to lock up.
- I've begun majoring in circuits But now I feel like my life just keeps going in circles
- I haven't s**... my mustache since the lockdown begun... And it's kind of growing on me.
- Well, the Oscar Pistorius m**... trial has begun. I don't think he has a leg to stand on.
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Philosophy final
in a class for philosophy, the teacher looks at his class, grabs his chair, places it on his desk and tells the entire classroom about his final.
"You have only one question: use your knowledge that I have taught you in this class and prove to me that this chair doesn't exist. You have until the end of class."
Now while everyone else in the class worked on long complicated answers to his problem, one student got up from his desk almost as soon as it begun. The student smiles and hands the teacher his paper and was off.
The teacher, almost sad that the student didn't even try, looked at the sheet of paper and gave the student an "A"
His answer: What chair?
A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.
She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.
Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," she answered.
"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.
He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
Due to an increase in popularity, koi farmers are discovering an increase in counterfeit fish.
They've begun using a lettered grading scale:
As are the most rare of purebred koi's
Bs are the more common variety purebred koi's
Cs are mix/hybrid koi's
Everything else are D koi's
The President-Elect has recently begun learning how to play bridge with the help of master bridge players. it turns out, the President-Elect's plays are far superior to those of his peers. In other words...
Trump's trumps trump Trump's trumps' trumps.
Take heed: Do not open this email
There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM.
My physics teacher told me that even though I may feel down, that there's always an upside in life
So she pushed me into the pool and begun the lesson on buoyancy.
A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a b**... who had begun working near the canal by his farm.
"d**... if you do, dammed if you don't."
Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells
However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining.
My grandfather told me this one.
A public worker goes to the doctor.
W- I've been feeling really tired lately and I always feel sleepy.
D- Well when did it begin?
W- It begun when they changed my work time...
D- How many hours do you work per week?
W- 35h
D- And how many hours did you work before?
W- 40h
D- See? Its those 5 hours of sleep that you have been missing!
A new project has started in Egypt;
The government has begun to put more cars on the road, ordering them to beep occasionally. As a result, the familiar sounds of the city will be returned in order to calm the residents of Egypt.
They have called this operation toot-and-calm-em.
People have been so nice lately that Ive begun to give them a copy of The Hobbit every time.
You know, as a Tolkien of my appreciation.
I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem
But, you know what?
He doesn't seem to mind
The McLaren Formula 1 team has begun hiring mechanics with trisomy 21
You know, for the extra Down force.
