The Best 27 Begun Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Begun jokes. There are some begun initially jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these begun start puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Begun Jokes and Puns

Philosophy final

in a class for philosophy, the teacher looks at his class, grabs his chair, places it on his desk and tells the entire classroom about his final.

"You have only one question: use your knowledge that I have taught you in this class and prove to me that this chair doesn't exist. You have until the end of class."

Now while everyone else in the class worked on long complicated answers to his problem, one student got up from his desk almost as soon as it begun. The student smiles and hands the teacher his paper and was off.

The teacher, almost sad that the student didn't even try, looked at the sheet of paper and gave the student an "A"

His answer: What chair?

A new project has started in Egypt;

The government has begun to put more cars on the road, ordering them to beep occasionally. As a result, the familiar sounds of the city will be returned in order to calm the residents of Egypt.

They have called this operation toot-and-calm-em.

So Toys-R-Us has begun to expand into inner city areas.

But they've had to change the name to We-B-Toys.

Begun joke, So Toys-R-Us has begun to expand into inner city areas.

Well, the Oscar Pistorius murder trial has begun.

I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

Zombie Apocalypse has begun...

Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?

Invited to a private poke game...

A man was invited to a private poker game. When he arrived he saw that the game had already begun. Sitting at the table were four guys and a dog. More than a little surprised, he said, That must be a pretty smart dog to play poker. He ain't so smart, one of the guys said, Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.

Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells

However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining.

Begun joke, Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells

Apple have begun making prison guards...

Apparently they like to lock up.

Take heed: Do not open this email

There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM.

I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem

But, you know what?

He doesn't seem to mind

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

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A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.

She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.

Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she answered.

"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.

He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm.

"Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."

The President-Elect has recently begun learning how to play bridge with the help of master bridge players. it turns out, the President-Elect's plays are far superior to those of his peers. In other words...

Trump's trumps trump Trump's trumps' trumps.

People have been so nice lately that Ive begun to give them a copy of The Hobbit every time.

You know, as a Tolkien of my appreciation.

The McLaren Formula 1 team has begun hiring mechanics with trisomy 21

You know, for the extra Down force.

Begun joke, The McLaren Formula 1 team has begun hiring mechanics with trisomy 21

My physics teacher told me that even though I may feel down, that there's always an upside in life

So she pushed me into the pool and begun the lesson on buoyancy.

Little feet

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper, and you get more feet

My grandfather told me this one.

A public worker goes to the doctor.

W- I've been feeling really tired lately and I always feel sleepy.

D- Well when did it begin?

W- It begun when they changed my work time...

D- How many hours do you work per week?

W- 35h

D- And how many hours did you work before?

W- 40h

D- See? Its those 5 hours of sleep that you have been missing!

Ever Since it Begun Snowing, All My Girlfriend has Done is Stare Out the Window

She almost caught me in the bushes...

I've begun majoring in circuits

But now I feel like my life just keeps going in circles

At age 12, I started responding, "Twelving like a pro." whenever someone asked me what I was up to.

Growing older, I've begun to wonder if the payoff will really be worth it by age 69.

The ghosts have begun planning for Halloween this year

Beware, they're quite the cunning strategeists


An Australian is playing chess. He says, "Check, mate."

Although the game just begun, the other player leaves thinking the game is over

Work has already begun in preparation for the 2028 Olympic Games in Los Angeles

Mostly by ISIS

BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery.

They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

I haven't shaved my mustache since the lockdown begun...

And it's kind of growing on me.

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We suggest to use only working begun commission piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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