Begone Jokes
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What is the brain told when you have Alzheimer's?
Begone, thought.
Hackers Begone
My mum was checking her emails and told me her password was "supermanbatmanrobingoofytomjerryLondon"
Apparently it had to have six characters and one capital.
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What does a dyslexic priest that's performing an exorcism say?
"BEGONE SANTA!"
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What did the chauvinistic buddhist say?
Begone, thought.
What did the meditating Buddhist say to the Instagram star?
"Begone, thought!"
What did the monk say to the philosopher supermodel?
"Begone thought."
What is the last thing Odin says before releasing his second raven at the beginning of the day?
Begone, Thought.
Ten Commandments
God sends his angel to Earth to deliver his Commandments to the people. First the angel visited the Germans: "God has sent me to deliver his commandments", says the angel. "Give us an example", say the Germans "Thou shall not covet your neighbours land" "Begone!!!", say the Germans
Next the angel goes the France. They too want an example. "Thou shall not covet your neighbour's wife" "Begone!!!!", say the French.
Next the angel goes to the Jews. "God has sent me to deliver his commandments" "Well how much are they", ask the Jews "Well, actually they're free..." "WE'LL TAKE TEN!!!!!!!"
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